The only thing I've ever stolen in my life, was a piece of gum when I was 5. Boy, my mom tore my behind up, made me go back to the store, and paid for it while making me apologize. I just don't get it.
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Quoth Jay 2K Winger View PostVe's gettink pretty far off de topic, yah? Let'z tolk about de not-so-schmott guy goink in de paddy vaggon."Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face." -- Gravekeeper
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Quoth Kittykat View PostThe only thing I've ever stolen in my life, was a piece of gum when I was 5. Boy, my mom tore my behind up, made me go back to the store, and paid for it while making me apologize. I just don't get it."Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face." -- Gravekeeper
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Quoth Mike Taylor View PostOh, ve hef schpecial plans for dis guy. Mama Gkika hes a nize frilly dress chust for him!
Hy agree Mama vould schtraiten him out tough.I might be crazy, but I'm not Insane.
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Quoth Kittykat View PostThe only thing I've ever stolen in my life, was a piece of gum when I was 5. Boy, my mom tore my behind up, made me go back to the store, and paid for it while making me apologize. I just don't get it.
Seriously, glad that thief was caught. One less nogoodnik on the streets is always a positive thing.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Quoth Gilhelmi View PostHey now, Vy schould de schtupeed guy get de frilly dresses? Hy like dresses too und my het iz nizer!
Hy agree Mama vould schtraiten him out tough.
...not dat vun! De one she getz from da Screamink Loon, de Mauve Heterodyne.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
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Quoth Smapti View PostTurned out they had busted a guy trying to shoplift gloves and things from them, and when they patted him down they found a bunch of purloined red meat and razor cartridges as well. So in the end, he got hit with multiple charges of petty theft and was trespassed from both stores for life.
Quoth Smapti View PostThere are a surprising number of people who'll hit up our store or theirs, manage to get away somehow, and then decide to try their luck unsuccessfully at the other.
I speak from experience in my teenage years, where I was a very, very good thief. Though stealing perishable food items seems astonishingly stupid, and would have seemed so even to my young 13-year-old mind.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Jester View PostI speak from experience in my teenage years, where I was a very, very good thief. Though stealing perishable food items seems astonishingly stupid, and would have seemed so even to my young 13-year-old mind.The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
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Quoth Geek King View PostHeh. This sounds like something out of The Stainless Steel Rat series, when Slippery Jim DeGritz goes to jail to learn the art of thievery, but realizes that only the people bad at thievery are in there.
Foot in Mouth Department: my friend Slippery Fingers, a fellow magician, was doing his close up act one night, and was talking to this one guy. The guy told SF that he had been a Marine in Iraq, and had received several Purple Hearts. Without thinking, SF said, "Well apparently you weren't very good at your job--you kept getting shot." As soon as the words were out of his mouth, SF realized the complete fuckitude of what he'd just said, but luckily for him, the Marine, who could have easily squashed SF like a bug, just laughed.
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Quoth prjkt View PostMy sister used to steal fruit on her way to school
Biggest achievement was a pineappleI don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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