So advanced flea gets the gun and I get the stabbity stick.
Neat.
So this *long string of expletives* kid goes to the Sorry store upstairs, sees a 4.99$ 8" knife and thinks HEY I'M GONNA SHOPLIFT THIS GIANT SLICY ITEM.
Takes it, goes outside, removes the packaging and slips the knife in his *long string of expletives* pants because his backpack is currently stationed at Beacon.
So our wonderful stand-in security who puts asparaguseseses to shame who saw him do it decides that instead of calling the *shorter string of expletives* cops, he's going to follow him and GUILT HIM into returning the knife.
SOWAITLEMMEGETTHISSTRAIGHT You saw a teenager steal a legit giant knife, he's carrying it in his pants, roaming the mall freely and you're going to go stalker on him until he feels uncomfortable enough to return the knife?
Oh, he did end up calling someone. The boy's mother.
"But Shiro, why didn't YOU call the cops?"
Security only gave me the description of the kid AFTER his mother picked him up (with picture), and after that, told me the kid stole a knife.
While the kid was roaming, all I knew was to keep an eye out for him cuz he had stolen something upstairs.
Bonus point, the kid went back the next day to Sorry to return the knife... and blamed his girl-friend for the theft. BALLS-LESS.
You know guys, sometimes I re-read myself and even I doubt the truth in my posts.
My work life is outlandish. Gawd.
Neat.
So this *long string of expletives* kid goes to the Sorry store upstairs, sees a 4.99$ 8" knife and thinks HEY I'M GONNA SHOPLIFT THIS GIANT SLICY ITEM.
Takes it, goes outside, removes the packaging and slips the knife in his *long string of expletives* pants because his backpack is currently stationed at Beacon.
So our wonderful stand-in security who puts asparaguseseses to shame who saw him do it decides that instead of calling the *shorter string of expletives* cops, he's going to follow him and GUILT HIM into returning the knife.
SOWAITLEMMEGETTHISSTRAIGHT You saw a teenager steal a legit giant knife, he's carrying it in his pants, roaming the mall freely and you're going to go stalker on him until he feels uncomfortable enough to return the knife?
Oh, he did end up calling someone. The boy's mother.
"But Shiro, why didn't YOU call the cops?"
Security only gave me the description of the kid AFTER his mother picked him up (with picture), and after that, told me the kid stole a knife.
While the kid was roaming, all I knew was to keep an eye out for him cuz he had stolen something upstairs.
Bonus point, the kid went back the next day to Sorry to return the knife... and blamed his girl-friend for the theft. BALLS-LESS.
You know guys, sometimes I re-read myself and even I doubt the truth in my posts.
My work life is outlandish. Gawd.
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