Okay, so, bear with me here. This isn't about a customer, so this doesn't belong in Sucky Customers. It isn't (technically) a coworker, so it doesn't really belong there, either. So I'm putting it here. Moderators, if you feel it belongs elsewhere, please put it where you feel it's appropriate, and accept my apologies.
On with the story...
I went to an interview today. Happy happy joy joy! The prospect of a full-time, regular job is pretty damned appealing to me, especially after the chaos and general joblessness of the last six months. I won’t go into details here unless asked; it’s not relevant to today’s tale anyway.
Anyway, I was not told that it would be a ‘group’ interview.; I hate those. This particular one was six prospective employees being grilled by three HR types. Yeah, it sort felt like the inquisition.
But I persevered.
As the interview was winding down, we were asked if we had any questions for the HR types – and this is where our tale picks up.
One of the prospective-employees group (whom I’ll call Mr. Intellect) asked if the company required a drug screen.
Now, I suppose that question wasn’t totally out of line – but seriously, just asking it raises a red flag. One of the HR types did answer, though – yes, the company did require a pre-employment screening; in addition, any employee was subject to random testing, plus a mandatory screen if there was an accident or injury. All in all, pretty much the standard package.
You’d think that would enough. Alas, no. Mr. Intellect asked what type of screen the company would require – urinalysis, hair, saliva?
I swear, that old adage comparing something to a train wreck – you want to look away, but you can’t…..it’s true. I couldn’t help watching this man as he shot himself in the foot. Repeatedly.
Again, the HR guy answered, though it was very clear he wasn’t impressed with Mr. Intellect – the company currently used saliva tests.
And Mr. Intellect piped up again. “Oh. Well, do you have any positions that don’t require drug testing?”
‘Subtle’ ain’t in Mr. Intellect’s vocabulary, apparently.
I can’t decide if he’s an idiot or a genius. We all know that there are people out there who are on unemployment and are required to look for work, so in order to remain on the dole, they intentionally do things to guarantee that nobody will ever actually hire them – if this was the case here, I gotta say, it was brilliant. Make the prospective employer believe you’re a drug user and therefore unhireable.
Or maybe he’s just a ‘trustee of modern chemistry’ and it’s eaten his brain.
Oh, and I got the job. (commence the happy dance....)
On with the story...
I went to an interview today. Happy happy joy joy! The prospect of a full-time, regular job is pretty damned appealing to me, especially after the chaos and general joblessness of the last six months. I won’t go into details here unless asked; it’s not relevant to today’s tale anyway.
Anyway, I was not told that it would be a ‘group’ interview.; I hate those. This particular one was six prospective employees being grilled by three HR types. Yeah, it sort felt like the inquisition.
But I persevered.
As the interview was winding down, we were asked if we had any questions for the HR types – and this is where our tale picks up.
One of the prospective-employees group (whom I’ll call Mr. Intellect) asked if the company required a drug screen.
Now, I suppose that question wasn’t totally out of line – but seriously, just asking it raises a red flag. One of the HR types did answer, though – yes, the company did require a pre-employment screening; in addition, any employee was subject to random testing, plus a mandatory screen if there was an accident or injury. All in all, pretty much the standard package.
You’d think that would enough. Alas, no. Mr. Intellect asked what type of screen the company would require – urinalysis, hair, saliva?
I swear, that old adage comparing something to a train wreck – you want to look away, but you can’t…..it’s true. I couldn’t help watching this man as he shot himself in the foot. Repeatedly.
Again, the HR guy answered, though it was very clear he wasn’t impressed with Mr. Intellect – the company currently used saliva tests.
And Mr. Intellect piped up again. “Oh. Well, do you have any positions that don’t require drug testing?”
‘Subtle’ ain’t in Mr. Intellect’s vocabulary, apparently.
I can’t decide if he’s an idiot or a genius. We all know that there are people out there who are on unemployment and are required to look for work, so in order to remain on the dole, they intentionally do things to guarantee that nobody will ever actually hire them – if this was the case here, I gotta say, it was brilliant. Make the prospective employer believe you’re a drug user and therefore unhireable.
Or maybe he’s just a ‘trustee of modern chemistry’ and it’s eaten his brain.
Oh, and I got the job. (commence the happy dance....)
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