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    I was discussing with a mom how expensive kids are because of all the food costs. She said, "Well, you could just not feed them." I reminded her that the state frowns on that and she quipped, "Then they'll be too weak from hunger to report me." Floored.

    I was saying that a little kid should work for us when he's a teen, for the discount and extra spending money. He said he wanted to work wherever you take the money and "you get to keep all of it." I told him I wanted to work there too!
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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    Quoth Food Lady View Post
    I told him I wanted to work there too!
    Politician or CEO then. Politician would be way easier.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
      Politician or CEO then. Politician would be way easier.
      Fits in well with your sig, Irv!
      “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
      One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
      The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers

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