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Quoth ladyjaneinmd
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I want some of those clown animals. I think they're b'loon.
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I need a musical instrument. I think it was blown.
I want some of those clown animals. I think they're b'loon.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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I used get something similar when I worked at Gamestore:
"Do you have that game that has a picture of a guy with a gun on the cover?"
Okay you have just described HALF THE GAMES IN THE STORE!"If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurantComment
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IT'S BLUUUUE ON DE TING!Quoth ladyjaneinmd View PostPWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!
Who is John Galt?
-Ayn Rand, Atlas ShruggedComment
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This one made me literally LOL!Quoth XCashier View PostOh, I'll give it to you, all right...
"They gave me a badge with my name on it. In case I forget who I am." Dr Who - Closing Time
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage-MythbustersComment
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My brother works in a book store, and he says this kind of thing happens all the time, and the customers get so angry when he can't read their minds!Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
So I said, 'Do you have that book where the man did the thing in that place? I think he was in a movie, too'.
He said, 'Not funny. That's happened.'Comment
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