As my first thread on this site, I think I'll just start with a list of "NO's" that sum up my four years in pizza fast food.
NO, I will not make an exception for just you, just this one time.
NO, I will not deliver pizza for you after close. Contrary to popular belief; I have a home and a whole other life that has nothing to do with this restaurant. And frankly, I'd rather be there than here helping you.
NO, I will not give you my supervisor's home phone number on his day off. I don't care how upset you are; the poor guy is probably at home, drunk in his Lazyboy trying to forget that people like you exist- and there's no way I would take that away from him.
NO, I will not find our pizza place's location closest to you in YOUR HOME STATE because you have just as much access to a yellow pages as I do.
NO, I will not fold to your requests when you threaten to eat somewhere else. I DO NOT CARE. None of us care if don't eat here today or ever again. In fact, tell your friends, tell all your friends. Tell the whole neighborhood. Devote your life to bringing down the pizza place that screwed up your order. That'll teach us. Until of course we walk down the street and apply at the Wendy's for the same pay doing the same basic job.
NO, you aren't better than me. And don't think you are just because I'm on the clock and you're off. We're all customers and we're all employees half of our lives; get used to it.
I know how hostile this sounds, but believe it or not, I'm not a bitter person. Not even at work. Just frustrated. I don't even work fastfood anymore, just wanted to vent from my past years. Thanks for reading.
NO, I will not make an exception for just you, just this one time.
NO, I will not deliver pizza for you after close. Contrary to popular belief; I have a home and a whole other life that has nothing to do with this restaurant. And frankly, I'd rather be there than here helping you.
NO, I will not give you my supervisor's home phone number on his day off. I don't care how upset you are; the poor guy is probably at home, drunk in his Lazyboy trying to forget that people like you exist- and there's no way I would take that away from him.
NO, I will not find our pizza place's location closest to you in YOUR HOME STATE because you have just as much access to a yellow pages as I do.
NO, I will not fold to your requests when you threaten to eat somewhere else. I DO NOT CARE. None of us care if don't eat here today or ever again. In fact, tell your friends, tell all your friends. Tell the whole neighborhood. Devote your life to bringing down the pizza place that screwed up your order. That'll teach us. Until of course we walk down the street and apply at the Wendy's for the same pay doing the same basic job.
NO, you aren't better than me. And don't think you are just because I'm on the clock and you're off. We're all customers and we're all employees half of our lives; get used to it.
I know how hostile this sounds, but believe it or not, I'm not a bitter person. Not even at work. Just frustrated. I don't even work fastfood anymore, just wanted to vent from my past years. Thanks for reading.
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