I'm frightened. Hold me.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Right. Just like if I had a bird it would probably be saying things like:

"Time for another beer!"

Where the hell is my Gatorade?"

"I hate doing dishes!"

and

"Why the HELL are you calling me this hour!?!??!"

I'd hate to have a bird in my house . . . Dog only knows what it'd be saying

Actually, I do but I'd have to ban myself for repeating any moaning or screaming here.

[mariamousie1]

That was totally hilarious! I loved when he said "homeboy". I didn't know people still said that! Who is he, Coolio?

[Horsetuna]

Oh dear. I hope that bird is well taken care of!

Albeit if my BF said that about my bird, I'd probably threaten the exact same thing.

Mine havent' picked up anything. I thought Mimi would know 'Stupid computer! WORK!" but he hasnt. Paulie says 'Pretty bird'... and only if a woman is holding him, the playah

[CrazedClerk]

I've gotten a few like that, though usually with a single person bitching at me, not someone bitching at someone else in the background.

[Killer Bees]

Awesome....just awesome

[ThePhoneGoddess]

You know, the really amazing thing is that about half my calls are perfectly normal. I talk to average people who are averagely bright enough to get through our business without any problems, and then they get off the phone and go on with their average lives.

And then for some reason, the other half are just...well, let's just call them not average.

[Velfarre2001]

Does it make me a bad person that I found that entire thing incredibly funny?

[unholypet]

I would pay so much money to hear that recording lol

[friendofjimmyk]

no way. Wow. I mean, just...wow.

[Andara Bledin]

That was totally hilarious! I loved when he said "homeboy". I didn't know people still said that! Who is he, Coolio?

Well, going from the stuff I overhear on the bus pretty much daily, "homeboy" is the current in word to refer to a best bud who is not black. I only assume this because I got one end of a cell conversation that had the guy on the bus asking repeatedly (about 8 times, actually) of the person on the other end if a third person was "a homeboy or a niggah."

^-.-^

[Bliss]

Not so velfarre, after I finished reading the call I laughed so hard and so long that I was literaly crying and my coworker was scared and worried I was ok or not. I almost chocked.

[iradney]

I'll hold you if you really need it, but don't go near my ribs - I'm horribly ticklish there today.
After a call like that you need holding. And cookies. and a bucket of scotch....

[ThePhoneGoddess]

Nah, not a bucket of scotch. A big bottle of porto that I don't have to share.

After calls like that I don't want cookies.

I want drugs.

hard ones.

[morgana]

Does it make me a bad person that I found that entire thing incredibly funny?

Then I am, too. I was snickering so loudly that my coworker popped his head over the cubicle wall to see if I was choking.

[Jadedcarguy]

....... for the rest of us to enjoy like the one from British Telecom

I am reminded of the Manchester United soccer team from Euro Trip.