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    People contact the library for copies of obituaries or articles. One way to contact use is by filling out a form online. We email the patron back with cost of copies.

    First story:

    Of course, the guy doesn't fill out the online form completely-just his name and e-mail. I suppose he thinks we will sell his mailing address and phone number, but could he at least answer "yes" or "no" to the question, "do you have a library card with us."

    This question is: Can you send be the top (name of our city) legal firms from the (name of our city) Book of Lists?
    I have a friend looking for an unpaid legal internship in (name of our city). If you have any other suggestions or sources, please let me know.


    I go to the supervisor and asked her how much should I copy, since the book is pretty big. Supervisor, without looking at the email, says the patron asked for the top 10. Maybe it was in another email he sent? Doubt it though. There are more law firms then that. I didn't see much use of it since it records firms with the most lawyers. Meh.

    So I scan it on 8 1/2 x 11. I add that there will be 15 companies listed.

    Also, my answering e-mail to the patron has this line: If you would like to pay by credit card, please call xxx-xxx-xxxx.

    His answering e-mail, which the supervisor got first, was:
    Thanks for checking - I was hoping it had more than that - top 50 or top 100.


    The supervisor's response:

    The 11 X 17 page was about 25 listings. We can copy this as one page for you instead of two. Does this help?

    Asshole's response:

    A little better.

    You can charge to
    Blah Blah
    Mastercard
    555xx xxxx xxxx xxxx
    expiration and security code in next email.

    A little better?!?! asshole, you want us to pull the rest of the list out of our asses? What is there is there. Also, asshole, did you not read the e-mail response about calling us if you want to pay by credit card?

    This next story involves my cw:

    patron asks:
    I am interested in obtaining two newspaper articles: (name of city) Post, 8 Mar 1935, headline begins "Growth of (local store)..." and in the (name of city) Chronicle, 9 Mar 1951, article begins "Abe (name of store) Way to Riches".

    So cw looks, and responds that we didn't find either article.

    Patron responds:
    I emailed you on 3/12 regarding two newspaper articles. You wrote back that you could not find them. I then wrote back using the email address attaching the title page and endnote citation. No-one has responded as to whether the author was in error or you why you could not find the articles given the citations.

    I really would like to establish some sort of email relationship to work this out. I am a professional genealogist working on a project which involves a local and well-connected (name of city) resident.


    I'm going with the idea that the man had a shit citation. Though I suppose he expects us to answer to his question, "why you could not find the articles given the citations," with "oh goodness, we treat everyone badly but since you caught us, we will actually make an effort to look."
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

  • #2
    Quoth depechemodefan View Post
    Patron responds:
    I emailed you on 3/12 regarding two newspaper articles. You wrote back that you could not find them. I then wrote back using the email address attaching the title page and endnote citation. No-one has responded as to whether the author was in error or you why you could not find the articles given the citations.
    This really bugs me - we get our customers doing it sometimes, and asking "why couldn't you find this?"

    Because IT ISN'T THERE. Not because we're idiots. We've put in the author and title, or combination of keywords, or single word of a book and half a date that you've provided us with. If we can't find it, it's not because we're not looking. Maybe your information is wrong?

    To which the reply is usually "no, the author is definately spelt like this, how dare you assume I'm wrong!" and then it turns out to be a completely different spelling
    I speak English, L33t, Sarcasm and basic Idiot.

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    • #3
      Refer him to martindale.com and save yourself the trouble.
      Labor boards have info on local laws for free
      HR believes the first person in the door
      Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
      Document everything
      CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect

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      • #4
        Quoth wagegoth View Post
        Refer him to martindale.com and save yourself the trouble.
        I was thinking of telling him to use google. Probably less complicated for the man. edit. Come to think of it, I think you are referring to another post of mine, about the cws not answering the fucking phone.
        Last edited by depechemodefan; 03-20-2012, 09:17 PM. Reason: adding
        Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

        Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

        I wish porn had subtitles.

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        • #5
          I know why you can't read the customers minds. Your mind reading powers are actually working fine..can't read what isn't there.
          Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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          • #6
            The first guy..? Anybody looking for a legal internship must have gone to school for something in that field. Doesn't the school hook them up with internships? Where I work (admittedly not legal work), we get interns from the state universities. For that matter, why can't they go online and Google [name of city] legal firms?
            When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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            • #7
              To which the reply is usually "no, the author is definately spelt like this, how dare you assume I'm wrong!" and then it turns out to be a completely different spelling
              Like those customers who insist that "Charles Dickens" is really spelt with four Ms and a silent Q.

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              • #8
                Quoth MoonCat View Post
                The first guy..? Anybody looking for a legal internship must have gone to school for something in that field. Doesn't the school hook them up with internships? Where I work (admittedly not legal work), we get interns from the state universities. For that matter, why can't they go online and Google [name of city] legal firms?
                Midsize and larger firms do on campus recruiting at the better schools. If it's a lower tier school, no one's going to bother sending a recruiter.
                Labor boards have info on local laws for free
                HR believes the first person in the door
                Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
                Document everything
                CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect

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                • #9
                  Quoth PepperElf View Post
                  Like those customers who insist that "Charles Dickens" is really spelt with four Ms and a silent Q.
                  And those customers looking for books by Charles Dickkens, with two k's.
                  "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                  • #10
                    Quoth PepperElf View Post
                    Like those customers who insist that "Charles Dickens" is really spelt with four Ms and a silent Q.
                    Or the woman from the joke (after being here for a while, I'm pretty sure it's actually an anecdote) looking for a book "the red boat", and after a lot of searching by the librarian saying that it's "the ruby yacht" by Omar something-or-other.
                    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                    • #11
                      I'd give the medicine right back by writing, "You're doing a little better too. We specifically stated that you must call when placing an order by credit card. The CC info you provided is a little better of a start, but you must call in to finalize the order.

                      We look forward to serving you!"

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                      • #12
                        Quoth depechemodefan View Post
                        I was thinking of telling him to use google. Probably less complicated for the man. edit. Come to think of it, I think you are referring to another post of mine, about the cws not answering the fucking phone.
                        or the classic http://lmgtfy.com/

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