There just aren't words for some customers...

[Geek King]

Hmmmm...when God himself provides lousy customer service, who do SCs complain to then?



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The Pope. He's God's represenative on earth, so that makes him the chief Ombudsman too.

<Geek King hopes that wasn't thunder he just heard>

[LizaMarie]

We have a few blends of coffee where I work that have beans from Tanzania. Over the summer Tanzania had an enormous drought and so we were backordered on a lot of our Tanzanian coffees. There's always that one asshole who thinks you can do something about massive acts of nature/god.

[PhotoChick]

I can just imagine the conversation:
LM: I'm sorry sir those are om backorder.
SC: What do you mean their backordered?
LM: Well there's currently a drought going on.
SC: I don't know how that effects me, when are they going to be available?
LM: As soon as the drought is over.
SC: I don't know why you can't give me an answer, you can't do your job, wine, wine, wine, I wanna talk to someone who knows what they're talking about.

[Jacen]

Yes, didn't you know? Some airlines have planes with fans attached to the nose, to blow away the ash...
</sarcasm>

They do... it just blows the wrong way