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  • #16
    Quoth cloudiko View Post
    H tried to reason with her, but the woman refused to leave without it. She threw this tissy fit for so long that H just had to give up.
    No, he didn't have to give up. He chose that as the easiest option.

    The other, more satisfying option would have been to demand that she leave the premises and should she refuse, then the police could be summoned to enforce said demand.

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    • #17
      I'm thinking the same thing as others out there. Your manager still gave this bitchy lady her dressing, which sets up a dangerous precedent for the next time she pays a visit to your establishment. If it's you she deals with, then it will be, "Well, just get me your manager since he allowed me to have it the last time" being now, she'll remember you were the one who did not cave in to her. What's worse is if she comes back and deals with someone that has never dealt with that woman, then she'll say, "I've done it before and was allowed to have it last time I came in."

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      • #18
        I would keep a bottle of yellow food coloring on hand, and the next time she comes in, give her ranch dressing and dye it yellow. Hopefully she won't taste test it before leaving.

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        • #19
          i'm with andara, with this addition:

          a permanent ban for her ass.

          yup.
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          • #20
            Tell her "sure, that's be $11 or you ain't getting nothing but my boot in your ass."
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            • #21
              It wouldn't be too bad, but it would still be food tampering, something that's not to be promoted here sorry
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              • #22
                Quoth greensinestro View Post
                I would keep a bottle of yellow food coloring on hand, and the next time she comes in, give her ranch dressing and dye it yellow. Hopefully she won't taste test it before leaving.
                That would be very satisifying. Very satisfying.
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                • #23
                  Well, it's not exactly poisoning her, so we could let that one go by. We're more concerned with things like spiking with laxatives (it hits when she's driving, liability issues etc) and so forth. Replacing it with a perfectly edible product that would probably ruin her meal, life, and kharmic balance? I think this is a perfectly equitable solution.

                  Also far cheaper...

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Bliss View Post
                    It wouldn't be too bad, but it would still be food tampering, something that's not to be promoted here sorry
                    I wouldn't actually call it food tampering if it's not threatening her life, so to speak. Who says a company like this can't sell colored ranch dressing? Doesn't anyone remember when they were selling green and purple ketchup? How about when they had hot pink and Smurf blue butter? Would this be considered food tampering because it has a different color?

                    Giving this lady ranch dressing dyed yellow would still be edible, it would still taste like ranch dressing. The only harm it would cause is making her bad temper worse than it is.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth greensinestro View Post
                      Smurf blue butter?
                      *gasp* Smurf blue butter?! When was this? I MISSED IT? Aww, geez!
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