Well, I know the taxis around where I grew up had a service called "Dial a bottle," and as GK often gets calls demanding he produce a taxi from his nethers, I'm wondering if it isn't the same set up there?
For the first several years of this century, I lived in the 919 area-code, and that is an extremely unfair accusation. The people I met were all a LOT nicer and more relaxed than the mid-westerners I live amongst now.
The area code I fear in the US that has the same failure rate as 867 is 901. They're the ones that do things like jam their credit card in the receipt printer slot of a kiosk that does not accept *any* cards, let alone credit cards. Or jam money in the printer slot, even though the bill accepter is clearly labeled. They usually manage to wedge several bills into it too before catching on.
By far the most common calls are:
"I just paid x at y time and my z hasn't been turned back on yet!"
"I just paid x and my y is due this morning or they'll cut my z off! Can't you speed up the payment?!"
"I just paid x and they dun turn my y back on yet!" ( Usually proclaimed 5 minutes after paying the bill at 3 am on a Sunday and not magically getting their service/utility back instantly. )
It's always either their cell, Direct TV or a utility. Its frightening how many of them leave utilities till they get the disconnect threat then try and pay it at 3 am the day the bill is due. Then they're surprised when they find out it'll take a day for the bank to process. Even though the machine clearly states this.
Then they of course blame it on US as if their lack of planning is our fault.
Any chance at all we could get the audio of this call? I love hearing your responses to the idiocy that finds you.
It's either that, or I have to call late at night and order clothing I don't want to hear your voice.
It's either that, or I have to call late at night and order clothing I don't want to hear your voice.
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