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  • Double the suckage! Double the fun!

    Had a twofer just now. Customer comes in & stares in bewilderment at the closed ticket barriers & signage about weekend works, as well as the work occurring just off the platform right in my station. I've spent a 12 hour shift yesterday as well as the first half of my 8 hour Sunday shift repeating the same info, so I may have been a little... brusque with this one, but damnit they made it too tempting not to say what I said!

    SC: "Are there no trains? The Internet said you have trains."

    Me: "No, there's no service all weekend due to the work you can see. It's likely the site was showing you that a route exists but if you clicked through it would probably explain that we have a Rail Replacement Bus Service in operation."

    SC: *looks at phone, presses link, feels dumb - and doubles down* "If there's no services, why are you even open?"

    Me: "I have to be here to repeat that information because many people just won't believe what they're told."

    SC: *small dim nightlight goes off over their head, sheepishly leaves*
    This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
    I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie

  • #2
    Well, by the standards of most SC's, "sheepishly leaving" practically qualifies this one for an award for politeness, decorum, and intelligence!

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    • #3
      Quoth RealUnimportant View Post
      SC: *small dim nightlight goes off over their head, sheepishly leaves*
      I think you might have just met the SC Mensa candidate. It can learn!
      "It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant

      Rev that Engine Louder, I Can't Hear How Small Your Dick Is - Jay 2K Winger

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      • #4
        Quoth greek_jester View Post
        I think you might have just met the SC Mensa candidate. It can learn!
        Great Scott, they're evolving! Run for it, boys!

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        • #5
          Did it actually learn, or just its brain blue screen?
          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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          • #6
            Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
            Did it actually learn, or just its brain blue screen?
            Proven: When an SC's brain blue-screens, it *gains* intelligence.
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • #7
              Quoth Smapti View Post
              Great Scott, they're evolving! Run for it, boys!
              But if they evolve better, into actual humans, then should we not embrace are newly born Non-Stupid Customers.

              YES, let us create in our own image a being that thinks for itself and uses higher reasoning skill.
              I might be crazy, but I'm not Insane.

              What? You don't play with flamethrowers on the weekends? You are strange.

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              • #8
                I'm rose_metal and I approve of this evolving business
                Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! - Don't you dare erase my hard disk!

                This is Tech Support, not Customer Service.
                What's the difference?
                We're allowed to tell you "no".

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