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    Grand Theft Tim 2: Timmaggedon!

    Right, so y'all know about that idiot who stole a vehicle from my place of business, yes? Well, he's been charged. Looks like with the assault upon wife charges, plus the vehicle, he's gonna be doing a minor jail term. I didn't get anything more specific, because to be honest, I really stopped caring enough to pry. Let this be a lesson, right?

    Buuuut...the same vehicle has gone missing again! It's now been missing for two weeks! The drivers license we got from the person hiring had been creatively edited! He's actually on a suspended license! So, of course, we drain the credit card, call the hire company, yadda yadda. And, what do we find out when we call the cops to report it? Heeeey, it's a friend of Tims! Who's well known to the cops! Goddamn it...

    Honestly, a revenge thieving? It's like bogans never learn....

    Probably updates once I get more info from partner and room-mate.
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      Jesus this goes on forever.
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        Quoth Latekin View Post
        Honestly, a revenge thieving? It's like bogans never learn....
        If they were capable of learning lessons and acting civilized, they wouldn't be bogans. Or chavs, or trailer trash, or any of the other variations.
        Quoth Latekin View Post
        Probably updates once I get more info from partner and room-mate.
        I get the feeling we're in for another adventure in audacity and avarice.
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          Put me in jail for stealing their stuff will they? I'll show them! I'LL STEAL THEIR STUFF!!!! That'll teach them not to mess with me!!!!
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          • #6
            "Honestly, a revenge thieving? It's like bogans never learn..."

            Analytical thinking is not strong amongst Timbo and his mates it appears. They seem to be part of what I call 'The 40 watt Club'. They're not very bright.

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            • #7
              Quoth drjankowska View Post
              "Honestly, a revenge thieving? It's like bogans never learn..."

              Analytical thinking is not strong amongst Timbo and his mates it appears. They seem to be part of what I call 'The 40 watt Club'. They're not very bright.
              40 Watt? You're being generous.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                  40 Watt? You're being generous.
                  More like "the burned-out refrigerator bulb club" amirite?
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                  • #10
                    What light bulb? There is no light bulb. There is not even a dollar store solar powere garden lamp. There might be a small (very small) tea light.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Argabarga View Post
                      Put me in jail for stealing their stuff will they? I'll show them! I'LL STEAL THEIR STUFF!!!! That'll teach them not to mess with me!!!!
                      Send this to Matt Groening. If it hasn't been in a Simpsons episode yet, it should be!
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Cecily View Post
                        What light bulb? There is no light bulb. There is not even a dollar store solar powere garden lamp. There might be a small (very small) tea light.
                        A tea light that's completely melted away until there's nothing left but the aluminum cup and empty wick holder. That's how bright this guy is.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth RealUnimportant View Post
                          "Only 10 Whats, Neddy? You're not very bright are you?"
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                            Quoth Bardmaiden View Post
                            Ah the Goons at their finest
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                            • #15
                              For reference, here's "Grand Theft Tim 1".

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