Supermarket Suck

[Pagan]

That is really tripped out.
Something a bit off with that woman.

That has got to be the understatement of the century! "A bit off"? Damn, she's so far 'round the bend, she can't even see the corner anymore!

And I've been known to squeeze a loaf here and there. But not the ones on the shelves, the ones over in the bakery, though.

Although, knowing me, I would have been doing what Brightglaive said. Just because the curiosity would have killed me.

[Phone Jockey]

It sounds like this woman may have some OCD issues. Maybe she really feels like she has to touch all of the bread...

[mattm04]

Who is the goood loaf a bread, yes you are, yes you are.

Couldn't resist, sorry.

[Umingmaq]

Ah yes, Wonder Bread. The wonder is that they don't get sued for false advertising on the name alone. I once watched a friend fixing a toasted cheese sandwich (for his father - one did not argue with Senior when he told you what he wanted) with Wonder Bread. The stuff melted. Not just the cheese, the bread-like substance itself.

But back to the subject in the OP, at least the woman was hung up one something that provided a variety of tactile feedback to her fondling. "Stroke a loaf. You'll feel better."

[draftermatt]

I keep picturing the big woman in Duece Bigalow who was petting the pig on the table with the apple in his mouth

[Becks]

Cool. I've been looking for a new creep out at work, and now I have it.

I can fondle bread.

Thanks!!!!!!!!!!

[Ironclad Alibi]

This look like a job for Mr. Whipple!

[Geek King]

This look like a job for Mr. Whipple!

Do we really want an undead Mr. Whipple wandering about the isles? I mean, the poor zombie might starve if left to subsist on SC brains.