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  • Bring on the barratry!

    A little background here. In town, there are ordinances in place that set the prices for having your car towed, it costs $95. However, if you come back to the car while it's in the process of being hooked up (i.e., I have at least picked the car up off the ground but haven't left with it) you can pay what the ordinance defines as the drop fee which is cheaper ($55). Refusal to pay means I can continue to load the vehicle and leave with it. Most people are cool with this because they see it as a chance to escape with only "partial" payment, but every now and then you get someone who's going to play hardball.

    Like last night.... as I'm called out to an apartment complex for a Mercedes SUV with out of state plates and no permits. I slide the truck under the car, pick it up, and the alarm goes off, sending a charming gentleman running out of the apartment and into my face.

    -Hey! Put my car down!
    -It'll be $55 to drop it
    -It's got a permit!
    -Where? I don't see one (I check before loading, he had none)
    -C'mon man! I just forgot to put the permit on it.
    -Permits have to be displayed to be valid
    -Well, you legaly can't tow me anyway, put it down!
    -$55 and I'll drop it.
    -Nuh uh! Put it down now or I'll sue you!
    -Excuse me?
    -I'll sue you for touching my car!
    -Uh, okay
    -You understand me?! I'll sue YOU, not your company dog! YOU!
    -You can try that if you want, Sir
    -Try nothing! I'm suing you!
    -You are welcome to try, unless I get $55 right now, I'm taking this car
    -I got the money, drop my car now!
    -Payment first Sir, then I drop it.
    -Drop it now!
    -Payment First, Sir
    -No! You're putting it down now!
    -Not without payment
    -Here!
    -This is $40, I need $55 Sir
    -Yeah, I'll get you back later
    -Pay in full or it's towed
    -F*cker....

    Some people's kids I tell ya.
    - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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    Did you end up towing it?
    SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
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    • #3
      He came up with the rest of the cash, so no, I didn't.
      - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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      • #4
        Almost a shame.
        SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
        SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!

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        • #5
          Heh.

          He started off playing hardball, but went soft halfway through.

          ^-.-^
          Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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          • #6
            Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
            He started off playing hardball, but went soft halfway through.
            So you're saying he suffers from premature verbalization?

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            • #7
              Tell him no lawyer is going to take on a case that he's guaranteed to lose
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              • #8
                Wow, what a winner.
                Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

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                • #9
                  Quoth trench2k View Post
                  Tell him no lawyer is going to take on a case that he's guaranteed to lose
                  But why bother with lawyers when 20 minutes of lies and verbal abuse to Argabargas's supervisor will satisfy his SC quotient.
                  Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. Dr Cox - Scrubs

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Argabarga View Post
                    -Well, you legally can't tow me anyway, put it down!
                    Sure I can. Watch me.
                    Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

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                    • #11
                      Why am I being childish and imagining you *dropping* his car from a good ten feet off the floor...

                      "Well sir, you did say drop it..."

                      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                      • #12
                        Is it just me or does this sound like a pretty scary job? All types of pissed off people wanting to do you harm. People are killed defending personal possessions (carjacking, burning house, etc), so I can easily imagine people doing harm if someone touches their own personal twerpmobile.

                        Wish you the best. Doesn't sound like an easy job.
                        A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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                        • #13
                          "You understand me?! I'll sue YOU, not your company dog! YOU! "
                          "In that case, all further contact will have to go through my lawyer. Have a nice day"
                          *drives off*
                          The High Priest is an Illusion!

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                          • #14
                            I've never met our company lawyer, but from what I've heard, he's some kind of Death Lawyer from Mars, because things just kinda go our way whenever he gets involved...
                            - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Argabarga View Post
                              I've never met our company lawyer, but from what I've heard, he's some kind of Death Lawyer from Mars, because things just kinda go our way whenever he gets involved...
                              I'm picturing the one from Caddyshack, up on the conferenceroom table, screaming about the other laywer's golden retriever being skinned and boiled...
                              The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                              "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                              Hoc spatio locantur.

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