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  • Push the %#^%@!%@ BUTTON!!

    So it was this one league last day, and they're playing for fun... it doesn't count, it's free, and they're playing No Tap.

    No Tap means that if you get 9 pins on your first ball, it gives you the tenth one for free, and it counts as a strike.

    So this lady bowls, gets 9 pins... the mahine gives her the strike, but the pinsetter didn't reset properly.

    Ok, this is minor, it happens sometimes.

    She buzzes the intercom:

    B = B%$^$
    Me =

    B: "I hit 9 pins but it won't reset, the pins still there.
    Me: "Just push the button on the front of the ball return."
    B: "I Need it reset!"
    Me: "Push the button on the ball return, it's at the front, it's grey and it's marked RESET."

    5 seconds later she buzzes again with the SAME thing, I tell her she STILL has to push the reset button.

    She then comes up to the counter 10 seconds later, and starts bitching at me again.

    B: <repeat previous statement>
    Me: "You have to push the reset button."
    B: "I DID!"
    Me: "You pushed it and nothing happened?"
    B: "I pushed it like 10 times!"
    Me: "and nothing happened?"
    B: "NO!!"
    *Ok fine, this might be an actual problem.*
    Me: "Ok, I'll call the mechanic about it!"
    B: "CAN'T YOU JUST RESET IT!"
    Me: "Not from up here, I have to get the mechanic."

    So I call the mechanic, he comes up front and guess what... HE PUSHES THE RESET BUTTON! and *GASP*... IT WORKED!

    Just goes to show, that you should LISTEN to the guy who knows more than you do!
    Oh and don't lie to me you stupid ****!
    <Insert clever signature here>

  • #2
    Stupid cow. I hate it when people won't listen like that.
    "Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who

    Kuya's Kitchen -- Cooking, Cooking Gadgets, and Food Related Blather from a Transplanted Foodie

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    • #3
      Is not your turn to push de button, is my turn to push de button!
      Elelator go UP! Elelator STOP!
      "I call murder on that!"

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      • #4
        Heh..me too. Elelator go down the hooooooooooole.

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        • #5
          How many threads have we all quoted baby Plucky in?
          Unseen but seeing
          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
          3rd shift needs love, too
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          • #6
            Pretty much anything with a button or flushing or an 'elelator' is good for a baby Plucky quote.

            ^-.-^
            Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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            • #7
              SC: I have *this* problem.
              Me: *Here's* how you solve it.
              SC: NO! I want it solved!
              *repeat ad nauseum*
              Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

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              • #8
                Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
                How many threads have we all quoted baby Plucky in?
                Blue ball! not red ball, blue!
                I am a Blank Space for spacing purposes, ignore me.
                In order to treat someone as your equal, you first need to believe both: that they are your equal, and that you are their's.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Tee View Post
                  Blue ball! not red ball, blue!
                  Heh. I used to do that when I went minigolfing. Only, I'd substitute pink.

                  ^-.-^
                  Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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