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    A lovely blonde woman was walking down the street when a man approached her. "Excuse me, miss, but you are so beautiful that I must have you right now!"

    The stunned woman replied, "What?!"

    "Listen, I will place $500 on the ground at your feet and I promise you that I can have my way with you and be done before you finish picking up the money. Please!"

    The woman thought about it and called up a girlfriend to ask for advice. "Do it," she advised. "There's no way he can even get his pants down before you pick up that money! Call me back and let me know how it went."

    So the woman agreed. An hour later she called her friend back. "How'd it go?" Her friend asked.

    "That son of a bitch had $500 in quarters!"
    ~*~"If your gift is that of serving others, serve them well. If you are a teacher, do a good job of teaching." -Romans 12:7~*~
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