I got to defend against a SC today.

[aurelemsrealm]

I have no kids of my own, but I don't think I could stand idly by while some sick freak talked like that, especially not to a child. I have no tolerance for such freaks whatsoever. I usually carry my boxcutter for work, and I have plenty of experience helping my dad castrate pigs.

[mafiagodfather]

I have a daughter and if some asswipe told me that I would go off the deep end and do my best to hurt him severly. No one has the right to threaten my kid like that. No one.

Depending on your state/provience you could get off with that if he decided to take you to court with the defence that you were protecting your child. In some places you can use reasonable force to protect your child.

[XCashier]

This fuckbag, told the mother that if she did not mind her own business(mind you this was in front of lots of people.) that he would rape her son.

"You and what army?!"

If some scumbag threated to rape my son, he'd find himself leaving the store in an ambulance. There are just some things that you do not do, and threatening innocent child bystanders is one of them.

[Starlord]

Congrats, Bob.

For the guy who treatened to rape the kid, in Arizona, we have a law called Threatening and Intimidating. I loved it when the county attorney told us to charge people under this law who pull that "I'll have your badge!" crap. He stated that the person is threatening the economic security of the officer.

I worked for a private police/escort service, and was in a McDonald's one night, when a kid three or four people in front of me pulled out what looked like a ,45 and began waving it around. I eased my .357 revolver out of the holster and jammed the muzzle under his right ear, telling him not to even breathe. It turned out to be one of those Marksman BB pistols. I called his father and had him come pick the kid up. I shook for over a week. The kid's father smashed the gun in the parking lot with a 2 pound hammer.

[Jester]

Kudos to the kid's father!

And good to have another Zoni around here! waves his Arizona flag proudly, all the way from the Florida Keys...)

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Okay...as soon as someone threatened a little kid like that in my earshot, there would be blood all OVER the floor.

I'm right there with you. I'd be doing my level best to make sure that guy was drinking his meals through a straw for the rest of his life.

Threaten my kid...actually, threaten ANY kid, cuz they are ALL my kids... and I will FONG you.

And all that goes with it. Entrails will be extrails and all that.

Pain. Lot's of pain.

[Jester]

"FONG"?

What the heck does that mean?

[RecoveringKinkoid]

"FONG"?

What the heck does that mean?

Heheheheh...it's from "A Knight's Tale." I basically means a very thorough beating, maiming, general fucking-up. "Betray us, and I will fong you." One of the characters had a bit of an anger management problem and kept threatening to "fong" one of the other characters. I suspect it's not even a real word.

[JustADude]

Congrats, Bob.

For the guy who treatened to rape the kid, in Arizona, we have a law called Threatening and Intimidating. I loved it when the county attorney told us to charge people under this law who pull that "I'll have your badge!" crap. He stated that the person is threatening the economic security of the officer.

I worked for a private police/escort service, and was in a McDonald's one night, when a kid three or four people in front of me pulled out what looked like a ,45 and began waving it around. I eased my .357 revolver out of the holster and jammed the muzzle under his right ear, telling him not to even breathe. It turned out to be one of those Marksman BB pistols. I called his father and had him come pick the kid up. I shook for over a week. The kid's father smashed the gun in the parking lot with a 2 pound hammer.

Huh, if it's violence I know in Arkansas it's called "Terroristic Threatening". I know because they tried to string me up as an example shortly after Columbine when I told another student who was ragging on me hard in gym a rather unwisely explicit version of "Shut up or I'll shut you up". Charges were dropped because when they talked to me about it with a police officer present neither parent was there, or even informed it was about to happen, and they raised hell over my civil rights being violated, but it was a close thing.

As for the story with the kid... woah... that's some kind of stupid right there. I wish I'd been there to see the look on that kid's face when you drew on him. Kudos to the father, too, for teaching the kid a lesson.

Just for the complete picture, did you cock the hammer where he could hear it, or just press the gun into his neck?

[mafiagodfather]

Congrats, Bob.


I worked for a private police/escort service, and was in a McDonald's one night, when a kid three or four people in front of me pulled out what looked like a ,45 and began waving it around. I eased my .357 revolver out of the holster and jammed the muzzle under his right ear, telling him not to even breathe. It turned out to be one of those Marksman BB pistols. I called his father and had him come pick the kid up. I shook for over a week. The kid's father smashed the gun in the parking lot with a 2 pound hammer.

It is good that the father destroyed the Marksman BB pistol. He may have even saved the child's life in the future. Teens and even younger children have been killed because someone thought their toy gun was real. They pointed the gun at someone and that person thought I may as well kill him before he kills me.