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Too funny. Clearly the idiot drunks are not just coming to my bar.
Quoth customersruinmylife View PostSC: YOU’VE RUINED CHRISTMAS!!
There's an American phrase for people like you: "fucking idiot." Yeah, we're crude on this side of "the pond." What's your fucking point?
Quoth customersruinmylife View PostSC: How come those guys got hats and crackers? I want hats and crackers!
Quoth customersruinmylife View PostYou should treat your customers equally!
Quoth customersruinmylife View PostMy children are upset because they don’t get to pull a cracker or wear a hat!!!
Just a thought.
Quoth customersruinmylife View PostDo you know what, forget it! I can clearly see you prefer those drunks over my family!
Quoth customersruinmylife View PostThere are people sat where I want to sit!!
Quoth customersruinmylife View PostWe’ll go somewhere else! I mean it!
Quoth customersruinmylife View PostSC: Pint of lager.
Me: I’m sorry, but we have closed for the night.
SC: Don’t care. Pint of lager.
Major demerits to him, though, for being such a moronic douchebag.
Quoth customersruinmylife View PostDon’t you talk to me like that. I want a drink.
Quoth Jay 2K Winger View PostBartenders are the gatekeepers to Grog-Boozith, From Whom All Nectar Flows. Be nice to them.
Quoth Draco View PostJust FYI, by "crackers" he means noise makers. Not cracker as in the food.
Quoth mariamousie1 View PostYour pub should have a pool. Every day everyone puts in a pound and whoever gets told they've ruined christmas wins the pot. I'm just picturing the customers face.
Customer: you've ruined Christmas!
You: yes yes yes I won!!!!!
Customer:??????
Hell, my quarter century in the work force, most of it in the food service industry, I have never been told I've ruined Christmas.
I suddenly feel so left out....
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Jay 2K Winger View PostEgads, CRML, you do get some special cases, don't you?
My apologies to you both for having to deal with what seems to be humanity's worst. Why can't people like this annoy each other and leave the rest of us alone?
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Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
M: Sorry. He whined at me for nearly 30 minutes the other night.
Your manager *let* him whine for 30 minutes???
Why didn't he escort him out the door and lock it behind him?
He set a precedent by not locking the door as soon as the pub closed and allowing the guy to come in.
Of course he is going to think he can do it all the time.
You definitely do have some interesting tales.
Your customers are like characters in a really bad sitcom.
Makes me wonder what's in the water in your area.Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.
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Sounds like Jester could use some cheering up. Let's start a collection going so we can fly Kirstin Dunst, Megan Fox, and Lucy Lui over to Jester's house for a Christmas foursome.To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
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I bet it's hard to watch that movie though, if you have kids around. The swearing ratio is alarmingly high.
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Quoth Mr Hero View PostSounds like Jester could use some cheering up. Let's start a collection going so we can fly Kirstin Dunst, Megan Fox, and Lucy Lui over to Jester's house for a Christmas foursome.I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!
Who is John Galt?
-Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
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Quoth Jester View PostI so would do this at my bar (using dollars instead of pounds, of course), but in my six years there, I have never been told that I've ruined Christmas, nor to my knowledge have any of my coworkers."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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YOU ruined Christmas? No, SHE did, considering she wants to get her Christmas meal at a BAR instead of a Denny's or an IHOP or something. I mean, yeah, I've had meals in bars before myself and they're pretty good, but seriously, how low can she sink if she's never even CONSIDERED buying stuff to plan a great Christmas feast herself???
There are a thousand options to having a holiday dinner elsewhere besides a bar, and she overlooked ALL of them???
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Quoth downforit2008 View PostThere are a thousand options to having a holiday dinner elsewhere besides a bar, and she overlooked ALL of them???My Writing Blog -Updated 05/06/2013
It's so I can get ideas out of my head, I decided to put it in a blog in case people are bored or are curious as to the (many) things in progress.
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Quoth customersruinmylife View PostHer husband snapped.
H: For God’s sake! We’re sitting over there! Why do you always do this???
SC: But-but-
Didn’t hear a peep out of her again.There is no problem we cannot ignore, confront, plot against, drown in chocolate sauce, or run over with the car- Christopher Elliot
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Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostIf I found myself in Key West on Christmas Day, there is no way I would ever consider my Christmas to have been ruined.EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.
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Quoth Mr Hero View PostSounds like Jester could use some cheering up. Let's start a collection going so we can fly Kirstin Dunst, Megan Fox, and Lucy Lui over to Jester's house for a Christmas foursome.
However, as they are all busy actresses, and some of them may or may not be married, there is a chance that one or more of them will bow out of this delightful holiday festivity. A small chance, true, but a chance nonetheless. So, in case this unlikely eventuality occurs, I've taken the liberty of preparing a small list of others who you might consider including in this cheerful event. In no particular order:
Anna Paquin
Keira Knightley
Drew Barrymore
Cameron Diaz
Rene Zelwegger
Renee O'Connor
Alyson Hannigan
Helen Hunt
Mila Kunis
Sarah Silverman
Alyssa Milano
Holly Marie Combs
Amanda Seyfried
Deborah Ann Woll
Milla Jovovich
Rachel Weisz
Natalie Portman
Padma Lakshmi
Stephanie Izard
Jennifer Connelly
Mia Sara
Christina Ricci
Cote de Pablo
Pauley Perrette
Elizabeth Shue
Karen Gillan
Billie Piper
Shannon Elizabeth
Shannen Doherty (don't judge!)
Leelee Sobieski
Geena Davis
Grace Park
Christina Applegate
Holly Hunter
Uma Thurman
Tia Carrere
Danica McKellar
Julia Stiles
Jorja Fox
Elisabeth Harnois
Joey Lauren Adams
Katee Sackhoff
Jill Hennessy
Danica Patrick
Alanis Morissette
Hudson Leick
Yeah, probably not a complete list, but a good start, I think.
(And bonus points to those who recognize some of the less famous ones...)
Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostIf I found myself in Key West on Christmas Day, there is no way I would ever consider my Christmas to have been ruined.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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