How to Keep Your Goth...

[LillFilly]

As you age.

According to the Onion, of course! This picture made me snort!

[AccountingDrone]

I am 50, have 12 gauge piercings and tattoos and listen to most music except bubblegum pop, country western and sappy faux classical [think montovani string orchestra] and joke about my inner head-banger. If I was thin I would probably dress really non-soccermom. Though I was never goth, I was more punk in the CBGB style and back in the day wore my hair in 1 inch bleached out spikes that I would dye different colors as whim decided. [managing my own machine shop made it so I could do whatever I wanted as long as I showed up to work in sturdy clothing and wore steel toe shoes and protective glasses ]

[csquared]

Is that any worse than a 70+ granny biker chick?

In another 20 years you can see 70+ year old men with a walker, their pants around their knees ankles, bent over double by the 20lbs of gold around their neck.

[Chromatix]

No, THIS is how to be goth past 50.