Idiot Girl, the Gym Bunny and a Grossout

[Sheldonrs]

...From what I'm told, the real class maneouvre there is to pull it out with your teeth and then flip it over your shoulder with a noncholant flick of the head. I'm no expert and I seem to remember the claim came from a notorious bullshitter, so your mileage may vary. However, that may indeed be the correct protocol.

Rapscallion

And they say romance is dead.

[telecom_goddess]

Wait, PEOPLE FORGET!!???

ROFL apparently.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

[Rapscallion]

And they say romance is dead.

I think it was also out of the car window as well, but it's been a while since that conversation.

Rapscallion

[Ironclad Alibi]

Curse the grossout protion of this thread. It has reminded me of the mooncup postings from a while back. Ugh.

[Teefies2]

Late to this thread, but Happy Birthday !!!

[skeptic53]

Forgetting a tampon for a MONTH means that she hasn't... had sex, touched herself, wiped after using the bathroom? How can someone ignore a part of their body for a month?

Typically, the first tampon is forgotten. Subsequent tampons are placed/removed, which shoves the string of the first one up inside the vagina. A month or more goes by and infection/pain/odor sets in, and a clinic visit is scheduled. There is a surprising amount of potential space in the vagina, especially after a childbirth or two, or in obese women. The retained tampon is usually jammed up alongside the cervix. If retained tampons were weapons, the Geneva convention would ban them.

[blas]

I have heard of women inserting another tampon in, but never forgetting one period and it sitting in there for a month!

I don't want to get too gross here, but there was no way I could have forgotten I was wearing a tampon when I was still getting my period.

Thank God for Depo Provera and Lybrel.

Back to the gym part of the story.....I laugh at girls who wear makeup and nice clothes to the gym. It's one thing to have nice workout clothes (I am jealous of that kind of thing, I really hope to one day get those really nice workout clothes when I reach my goals), but it's another to wear those dressy black pants with nice, name brand zip hoodies and sparkly tank tops to work out. Oh, and by working out, you mean, can't break a sweat because it would smudge their face full of makeup and their perfectly curled hair?

Insecurity. It's ugly.

I know I'm by no means a looker without makeup on, but I will not wear makeup while working out. Bad for your skin, and just completely counter productive.

[morgana]

OK, TMI time. If the tampon thing squiks you out, go on to the next post.







Still time to leave . . .







Okay, I warned you . . . .






Skeptic's absolutely right.

I've done it.

And yes, I showered, I wiped, I even had sex . . . And I never felt it in there. Neither did the ex. Don't ask me how. Never had childbirth, and at the time I wasn't obese. Didn't have a clue until it started to, um, smell . . .

Okay, you can shun me now . . .

[telecom_goddess]

no one is shunning you But lordy that has to be ...I have no words for how that would be.

[Mikkel]

no one is shunning you But lordy that has to be ...I have no words for how that would be.

Embarrassing?
There is room for a whole baby, after all. I'm not equipped for using tampons, but I suppose the brain will just stop registering whatever sensation there is.

[Kogarashi]

Embarrassing?
There is room for a whole baby, after all. I'm not equipped for using tampons, but I suppose the brain will just stop registering whatever sensation there is.

Especially since far enough in, the only nerves that really "talk" to the brain are pain nerves. If it's not hurting yet....