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    Man with World's Largest Penis stopped, frisked at airport security.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    Damn! That's huge!
    I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
    Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
    Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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    • #3
      “It was probably harder on them than it was on me,” Falcon said.
      Best line in the whole story.
      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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      • #4
        Quoth tropicsgoddess View Post
        Damn! That's huge!
        I did hear a story about a guy with a similar penis size.

        And ladies, despite what you hear about men with bigger wangs being better lovers, it's not true: sex can hurt.
        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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        • #5
          1. I bet all those ladies were pushing the men aside to frisk HIM!

          2. I'm sure that metal detector "accidentally" went off 35 times in a row..."

          3. (Guy in line behind him): "C'mon buddy, hurry it up!"
          (guy with large wang):" Just 5 more minutes, they're not quite past the head..."

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          • #6
            Can I just say...OW to the thought.

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            • #7
              You said "insert "
              To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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