Well this takes the biscuit. We have a regular client who has someone on his contact list to contact in the event of an emergency. If he pushes his emergency button, we contact her to pay him a visit.
Now obviously this should be things like 'I've fallen', or 'I don't feel well' but this guy really does abuse the system.
I'll give you some ideas of some recent calls we've had for him.
Cast:
SC - The person who can't tell the difference between a carer and a slave.
ACo - Awesome coworker who got me into this great place.
ME -
1. 2.30am
SC: "Call (contact)."
ME: "It's 2.30am. Why do you need her this time of the morning?"
SC: "She needs to tidy the kitchen."
2. On a Sunday afternoon
SC: Get (contact) over here to do some bloody work.
3. (Contact) has already called us to tell us she's at a funeral.
SC: "Get (contact) over here to make me tea"
ACo: "She's not available today. She's at a funeral for her (relative).
SC: "I don't care. Get her here now."
The thing for me is that she will still jump when he calls but I'm convinced she's one step away from telling him where to shove it. Apparently his contact list had a few people on it before I started but they've all fallen by the wayside leaving just the single contact and does she get the short end of the stick.
Now obviously this should be things like 'I've fallen', or 'I don't feel well' but this guy really does abuse the system.
I'll give you some ideas of some recent calls we've had for him.
Cast:
SC - The person who can't tell the difference between a carer and a slave.
ACo - Awesome coworker who got me into this great place.
ME -
1. 2.30am
SC: "Call (contact)."
ME: "It's 2.30am. Why do you need her this time of the morning?"
SC: "She needs to tidy the kitchen."
2. On a Sunday afternoon
SC: Get (contact) over here to do some bloody work.
3. (Contact) has already called us to tell us she's at a funeral.
SC: "Get (contact) over here to make me tea"
ACo: "She's not available today. She's at a funeral for her (relative).
SC: "I don't care. Get her here now."
The thing for me is that she will still jump when he calls but I'm convinced she's one step away from telling him where to shove it. Apparently his contact list had a few people on it before I started but they've all fallen by the wayside leaving just the single contact and does she get the short end of the stick.
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