My friend Cat is getting married in a month in Salt Lake City.
I have just been informed that her brother is in charge of the bachelor party the night before. Which for all intents and purposes means *I* am in charge, as that is not his thing.
Yes, kids, someone who's known me for decades has decided it's a good idea to send her soon-to-be-husband out with me for a night of debauchery the night before they are to be married. No, I don't get the logic either, but let's work with it.
Basically, I am looking for non-stripper suggestions as to what to do and where to go. I have never in my life been to SLC, and I am probably going to be arriving the day of the bachelor party, so I need some suggestions for a good area or some good places to go that involve adult spirits and potential insanity on a Friday night in Mormonville.
I have done this once before, for my best friend Neets at her bachelorette party, when her sister failed to step up and make things happen. While I still have incriminating photographic evidence of the (possibly illegal) things that went on that night, everyone had a good time and the only one offended by anything was the aforementioned sister. (I like her, but she was a stick in the mud that night.) So I do have some ideas, and I am a seasoned professional drinker/partier/havoc wreaker. That does not preclude me from soliciting ideas from the general public or the SLC folks in particular.
I have told Cat to leave it all in the capable hands of Dr. Jester.
Keep in mind, I AM an ordained minister, so not only can I pinch hit for the bishop scheduled to perform the ceremony on Saturday if called to do so, I can also administer Last Rites to the groom on Friday night if necessary.
So.....what? And where? JESTER NEEDS YOUR HELP!
I have just been informed that her brother is in charge of the bachelor party the night before. Which for all intents and purposes means *I* am in charge, as that is not his thing.
Yes, kids, someone who's known me for decades has decided it's a good idea to send her soon-to-be-husband out with me for a night of debauchery the night before they are to be married. No, I don't get the logic either, but let's work with it.
Basically, I am looking for non-stripper suggestions as to what to do and where to go. I have never in my life been to SLC, and I am probably going to be arriving the day of the bachelor party, so I need some suggestions for a good area or some good places to go that involve adult spirits and potential insanity on a Friday night in Mormonville.
I have done this once before, for my best friend Neets at her bachelorette party, when her sister failed to step up and make things happen. While I still have incriminating photographic evidence of the (possibly illegal) things that went on that night, everyone had a good time and the only one offended by anything was the aforementioned sister. (I like her, but she was a stick in the mud that night.) So I do have some ideas, and I am a seasoned professional drinker/partier/havoc wreaker. That does not preclude me from soliciting ideas from the general public or the SLC folks in particular.
I have told Cat to leave it all in the capable hands of Dr. Jester.
Keep in mind, I AM an ordained minister, so not only can I pinch hit for the bishop scheduled to perform the ceremony on Saturday if called to do so, I can also administer Last Rites to the groom on Friday night if necessary.
So.....what? And where? JESTER NEEDS YOUR HELP!
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