Two little old ladies

[DragonRose]

Two little old ladies are sitting at the bus stop smoking their cigarettes when it starts raining.

One pulls out a condom, and puts it over her cig.
The other one says "What are you doing?"
" I don't want my cigarette to get wet."
"Oh, good idea. Where'd you get it?"
" The drugstore."

So the little old lady goes to the drug store, and the following conversation ensues:
Old Lady - "Hi, I'd like to buy a condom"
Store Guy - Looks at the 90 year old lady - "YOU want to buy a condom!?!"
OL - "Yeah, I do"
SG - "Oooooookkaaaaayyyy. What kind do you want?"
OL - "I don't care as long as it fits over a camel!"

[Gawdzillers]

I would think the condom would snuff out the cigarette.

WHY AM I PLAGUED BY LITERAL THINKING?

[Ree]

WHY AM I PLAGUED BY LITERAL THINKING?

I was wondering the same thing.
(A jokes forum really isn't the best place for a person who can only think literally, ya know. )

[Fera Festiva]

Another literal thinker here. I was like, "wouldn't it scorch a hole in the latex, causing the smoker to inhale potentially dangerous and unpleasant rubber fumes?"