Two little old ladies are sitting at the bus stop smoking their cigarettes when it starts raining.
One pulls out a condom, and puts it over her cig.
The other one says "What are you doing?"
" I don't want my cigarette to get wet."
"Oh, good idea. Where'd you get it?"
" The drugstore."
So the little old lady goes to the drug store, and the following conversation ensues:
Old Lady - "Hi, I'd like to buy a condom"
Store Guy - Looks at the 90 year old lady - "YOU want to buy a condom!?!"
OL - "Yeah, I do"
SG - "Oooooookkaaaaayyyy. What kind do you want?"
OL - "I don't care as long as it fits over a camel!"
One pulls out a condom, and puts it over her cig.
The other one says "What are you doing?"
" I don't want my cigarette to get wet."
"Oh, good idea. Where'd you get it?"
" The drugstore."
So the little old lady goes to the drug store, and the following conversation ensues:
Old Lady - "Hi, I'd like to buy a condom"
Store Guy - Looks at the 90 year old lady - "YOU want to buy a condom!?!"
OL - "Yeah, I do"
SG - "Oooooookkaaaaayyyy. What kind do you want?"
OL - "I don't care as long as it fits over a camel!"
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