(To the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Dashing thru the store,
An SC on my tail.
"I want to leave now!"
As I run I wail.
Sprouts have all run out,
"You've got them round the back!"
Wishing I could give,
The SC a good smack.
"Oh, bloody hell!"
An SC's yell,
"Come here and let me pay!"
Oh what shit it is to work,
Day before Christmas Day!
Oh, SCs shout,
Toys run out,
Wish I could just leave.
Oh what shit it is to work,
On fucking Christmas Eve!
Dashing thru the store,
An SC on my tail.
"I want to leave now!"
As I run I wail.
Sprouts have all run out,
"You've got them round the back!"
Wishing I could give,
The SC a good smack.
"Oh, bloody hell!"
An SC's yell,
"Come here and let me pay!"
Oh what shit it is to work,
Day before Christmas Day!
Oh, SCs shout,
Toys run out,
Wish I could just leave.
Oh what shit it is to work,
On fucking Christmas Eve!
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