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  • "Saying you're in the middle of a female driver makes you sound like a lesbian or a serial killer."
    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
    OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
    she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
    Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester

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    • "Nuns having fun? I was killed by nuns having fun?!?"
      "I often look at every second idiot and think, 'He needs more power.'" --Varric Tethras, Dragon Age II

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      • "How do you spell 'abcesses'?"
        "Shockingly, that is NOT the weirdest thing I've been asked here."
        "I am quite confident that I do exist."
        "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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        • "Oompa Loompas don't sing country music."
          NPCing: the ancient art of acting out your multiple personality disorder in a setting where someone else might think there's nothing wrong with you.

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          • "Somebody should just go ahead and put a tent on this circus."

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            • "Did she just say she likes your buns? What is wrong with her?"
              "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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              • "I'm telling you... I mean, I mean, I mean... you know what I'm saying?"
                "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
                -Mira Furlan

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                • "I was an idiot before you came to work here, and now I'm a genius!"
                  "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
                  -Mira Furlan

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                  • I don't know how or why but its going to kill you.

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                    • "In what decade will they figure out where the text cuts off?"
                      Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
                      OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
                      she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
                      Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester

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                      • "Was that a porno audition over the loudspeaker?"
                        "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                        "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                        • "What do you want me to do?"
                          "Put your steel teeth in and bite people."
                          This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                          I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                          • "I said Celotex, not Semtex!!"

                            (Celotex is a type of insulation. Semtex is used in making bombs.
                            I work with Irish builders in England. If you're not either Irish or English, this probably doesn't make sense. Sorry.)

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                            • Overheard on a Thursday:

                              "Like you said it's WTF. Yesterday was the W, today's the T and tomorrow's the F."

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                              • Machine is broken. It works fine it just won't turn over.

                                Um..
                                Pain and suffering are inevitable...misery is optional.

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