Bitchin' Camaro.......

[Jadedcarguy]

This guy wasn't really sucky, just grossly misinformed about how much pull I have with Chevrolet. Read on.


SC: When is the new Camaro coming out?

Me: We are supposed to see it in March.

SC: Huh. Yeah, you should call and get me one sooner, cuz I got money now.

Me: You'd need to talk to the sales department, and I don't think we'll see one before March, regardless of how much money you have.

SC: Well, can you call them for me?

Me: You'd need to talk to sales.

SC: I'm talking to you.

Me: I don't think I can do what you think I can do. I sell the parts, not the car. Once you get your Camaro and break it, then I can help you. Until then, you'll need to talk to sales if you want a car.

SC: Whatev. Peace. <what the hell does that mean?>


NOT. A. SALESMAN. FOR. A. REASON. That is all.

[Jester]

"My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro
With no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down
Please don't leave a scratch!"

[Akasa]

I ran over some old lady
One night at the county fair
And I didn't get arrested
Because my dad's the mayor!

[PepperElf]

heh. the dead milkmen played at my college once...

[TonyDonuts]

SC: I'm talking to you.

Translation:

"You're the first person I spotted and I'm too lazy to walk over and talk to somebody else."

Yeah, I don't get it either, and I've been dealing with customers since 1979.

[Bramblerose]

Me: You'd need to talk to sales.

SC: I'm talking to you.

Me: I don't think I can do what you think I can do. I sell the parts, not the car.

That just made me think of a Johnny Cash song One Piece at a Time

I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.

[Gawdzillers]

You should do donuts on his lawn.

[BookstoreEscapee]

That just made me think of a Johnny Cash song One Piece at a Time

Hehe, I love that song.

Yeah, I don't get it either, and I've been dealing with customers since 1979.

Wow, in 1979 I was in preschool. *runs away*

[Gurndigarn]

SC: Whatev. Peace. <what the hell does that mean?>

It means something he did in the sixties/seventies fried his brain and he wasn't able to learn any new vocabulary since then.

[Mark Healey]

SC: When is the new Camaro coming out?

Me: We are supposed to see it in March.

You should have told him that they are only available in the Bahamas and he would have to drive it back himself.

[Jadedcarguy]

It means something he did in the sixties/seventies fried his brain and he wasn't able to learn any new vocabulary since then.

Problem with that is he was younger than me.

[Chromatix]

Better: Bermuda.

[Gurndigarn]

It means something he did in the sixties/seventies fried his brain and he wasn't able to learn any new vocabulary since then.

Problem with that is he was younger than me.

OK, his parents did something back in the sixties/seventies and passed it along in utero.

[crazylegs]

Wow, in 1979 I was in preschool. *runs away*

I wasn't yet born, hell my parents hadn't yet married!

[TonyDonuts]

Wow, in 1979 I was in preschool. *runs away*

And stay off my lawn ya danged kids!