In my years of Pizza Pushing, I wish I was able to count the number of times that a customer called, asking for us to deliver at some crazy, after-hours time (like 2 or 3am). Alas, it was far too common.
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Quoth Crai View PostPlease don't make me think of that out come we have enough of them in the US already... I think we should make a deal with the world we will take their hardworking poor and they have to take our morons.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostThen explain for the love of cheese why we're stuck with Justin Beiber?
Okay, back on topic... I have only this to add to the discussion at hand: www.tipthepizzaguy.com"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
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Quoth Jack T. Chance View PostBecause assassinations are illegal?
Okay, back on topic... I have only this to add to the discussion at hand: www.tipthepizzaguy.comI'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
-- Life Sucks Then You Die.
"I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."
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Quoth Jack T. Chance View PostBecause assassinations are illegal?
Okay, back on topic... I have only this to add to the discussion at hand: www.tipthepizzaguy.com
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Sorry. You do not have access to load this page."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostWhen I click on that link, I get the following:"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
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Quoth Racket_Man View Postbe able to remember AND apply coupons and discounts from the age of the dinasours forward
have all other pizza companies products/deserts/specials/deals/ingredents/whatever since we are all just ONE BIG COMPANY
slaveishly make $80 worth of food and then "eat" all that product waste.
deliver $3 worth of food because someone wanted JUST ONE order of breadsticks"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
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"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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Quoth Jack T. Chance View PostWeird, comes up fine for me. What browser are you using?
And irony of it is that I always tip the pizza delivery guy very well, even the time the owner of the restaurant made the delivery. No that the web site would know that."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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To take a customers side (a little) I have been guilty of forgetting that the show I am watching off my DVR was originally recorded months ago and the Pizza Deals advertised during the commercial breaks were long past expired.The beatings will continue until morale improves...
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I just think it's really sad when a grown adult can't fix themselves a meal. I've met a few. My hubs, when I moved in, couldn't cook anything but Kraft Dinner and this convoluted spaghetti. It didn't take long before I could teach him the essentials of cooking. Now that I'm ill and homebound, he cooks for me!
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Quoth EricKei View PostI HATED that! No, we do not carry lasagne or salad or chicken wings DAMMIT! Pizza! Breadstix! Cheesestix! Cokes! End of menu!
Knew of a Assistant manager, when asked if we had 'Buffalo wings' (We didn't) would response with "Buffalo don't have wings Maam/Sir"Just sliding down the razor blade of life.
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