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  • Arrgh! Stop emailing me!

    A little backstory: my mom used to run a business where she designed, assembled, and sold (kits). While she had (kit business), I had a link on my snake website pointing to (kit business) and mentioning my mom. After a few years of running (kit business), my mom got tired of it and decided not to make (kits) anymore, since even though she was making money at it, it was a lot of work to assemble (kits). Foolish mortal that I am, I was lazy about updating my snake website and left the link to (kit business) up for quite some time.

    One day, I get an email from a lady who is "desperately" seeking (kit) and could I contact my mom and find out when she might be making more (kits) and whether she had any of (kit) lying around that she could sell her?

    I tell the lady that (kit business) is shut down, there will be no more production of (kit), and she's out of luck if she wants to get her hands on one because my mom sold all her remaining stock of (kit).

    The lady emails back going on and on about how much she loves (kit) and how much her friends were wanting (kit), and how much all the people in her craft club were wanting to make (kit). She then asks me to forward an email to my mom as she wants to produce (kit) herself with some cut of the profit going to my mom, if she's interested.

    So I forward the email. I also update my website so that the link no longer exists. I talk to my mom as well, and the gist of it is my mom doesn't want to license out (kit) because it's her design, she doesn't want to risk anyone else producing kits of lesser quality, and so on.

    The lady keeps emailing me. "When's she gonna make a decision? We reaaaaaaally want (kit)! There's lots of demand for (kit)! Please convince her to let me make and sell (kit)." I know my mom has replied, so finally I just tell her to go away and leave me alone. If she wants to deal with my mom, she needs to not use me as the middle person. I don't hear another peep from her.


    Forward to earlier this week. Note that the link is no longer on my website.

    I get an email from some person I've never heard of, saying, "I'm told I can get ahold of (my mom) through you. I have a question about one of her kits. Can you please put me in contact with (my mom)? --Another Lady" The signature on the email was for some sort of business solutions company.

    With the link no longer on my website, there's really only one place she could've gotten my email... Lady #1. Lovely. I don't want to be a middleman, and I know my mom doesn't want to deal with people about (kit) anymore. I decided to put a stop to this by being about as unhelpful as possible.

    My reply email? One word.
    "No."

  • #2
    I bet the next e-mail goes something like this:

    "But I waaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnttttt it!"
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      Quoth TheSnakeLady View Post
      With the link no longer on my website, there's really only one place she could've gotten my email... Lady #1. Lovely.
      Sorry, but no. For proof, visit this URL: http://web.archive.org/web/199905080...d.com/~marvin/

      Which is a website of mine that has long since vanished from the net. Here's the URL for where it would be today: http://amtgard.com/~marvin/

      Chances are extremely good that your old websites are still accessible from this domain.

      If you want to see another good example, check out frys.com, and note how it looked around 2 years ago, versus how it looks today.

      Furthermore, that kit might have been mentioned in forums. And lady #1 might well have posted somewhere saying "I found a way I might be able to get that kit! Her daughter is at foo@example.com, and she's trying to get me in touch with her mother now!"

      Plenty of ways without direct contact between #1 and #2.

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      • #4
        Okay, now I'm dying to know what kind of 'kit' it was....
        I no longer fear HELL.
        I work in RETAIL.

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        • #5
          A craft kit. More I won't say, as it would provide identification.

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          • #6
            OOOoooo!!!

            Can your mom make me a kit???


            j/k of course
            "I reject your reality and substitute my own"....Adam Savage-Mythbuster

            Must remember to stop using "brain of death" on slower morons.... I meant customers.

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            • #7
              Gah, Archive.org. That site is the bane of my existence. It remembers....everything. To this day every now and then I still get someone asking me what happened with the x stuff I was working on back in y and it's been something like 7 years now. ><

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              • #8
                Next time, tell her "Sorry, but Horsetunas Email got the last one."

                I could use the entertainment when I run out of Lolcats.
                Last edited by Horsetuna; 06-14-2008, 03:08 PM. Reason: typo
                Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

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