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    I was in Wal-Mart the other day and I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"

    The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?", she asks.

    "Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."
    This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

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    That tactic ACTUALLY works . . . believe it or not.
    Last edited by Ree; 01-30-2008, 11:41 AM.
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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