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  • #16
    I work for a public library. Our answering machine states, "thank you for calling the XXX library. Our hours of service are.....We are located at ......if you wish to speak to the staff, please hold the line....if we are here, we'll be glad to help you."

    Without #$^%$ fail, every #$%^% day, someone would call and ask our hours. Or ask our address.

    Didn't they JUST listen to that information?

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    • #17
      As soon as I saw the thread title I had image of The Terminator standing out front of the store doors and telling people "We. Are. Closed."
      "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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      • #18
        Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
        As soon as I saw the thread title . . .
        My first thought on it was "This is the police speaking . . . This club is closed . . . FOREVER!"
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        • #19
          All true, but my point was that even if it's 8:55pm by all clocks, only assholes walk in that late AND make a point of talking about the time.

          With rare exception, they are always the ones who stroll along and keep the workers late, not giving 2 shits about anyone but themselves.
          "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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          • #20
            I think everyone was ready to strangle the woman with the full cart. There are a few 24-hour grocery stores in the state, but we are not one of them.

            My dad's been a super-last-minute shopper before, but he knows what's needed, gets in and out as quickly as possible, and pays cash.
            "I am quite confident that I do exist."
            "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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