To Mr. Gold Member

[tropicsgoddess]

Dear Mr. Gold Member,

I get that you're a high ranking <hotel chain name> rewards points member want to use your hotel points for a room on such and such date. But you obviously don't understand the words that are coming outta my mouth here. When I said there's nothing available, that means nothing available. If there was a black out or restriction on the rooms, I would've said that already. Again, booked and unavailable mean that the rooms are booked up solid and unavailable AT ALL. It's simple as that, you moron!


Sincerely,

Me

[Moosenogger]

But...but he's a gold member! He's a very important person!

[RealUnimportant]

Can't you just crap him out a new room?

[Comechatcha]

That's why I hate all of those 'I have X, I can get rooms three days before big fancy holiday' commercials. You can't get those rooms/flights/pogo tours if they're all booked out, no matter what fancy club card you have.

[South Texan]

Again, booked and unavailable mean that the rooms are booked up solid and unavailable AT ALL.

You mean you don't throw out the ordinary guests' reservations (made months in advance) to make room for such a "special" person who decided to grace your business on a whim?

And here he was trying to do you the honor of bowing and scraping to his every demand and whine while he stayed with you. What an opportunity you missed!

[tropicsgoddess]

You mean you don't throw out the ordinary guests' reservations (made months in advance) to make room for such a "special" person who decided to grace your business on a whim?

And here he was trying to do you the honor of bowing and scraping to his every demand and whine while he stayed with you. What an opportunity you missed!

He made it in advance, but all the rooms were sold out at that particular hotel...points or not. Ugh...he was such an ass.

[Merriweather]

Ok, either I need much more coffee before reading posts, or I've just officially become a dirty old lady (I blame it on some of those here, you know who you are). Cause I'm not even gonna describe the mental image I got when I saw this thread title.

[NYTCRAWLER94]

LOL, same thing I thought when I first saw it




And yes, it doesn't matter if you're a member of a certain club, you're not entitled to more privileges

[dalesys]

... the mental image I got when I saw this thread title.

Bondesque pr0n?

[Mytical]

Austin Powers Pr0n.

[dalesys]

A coworkers little brother worked in a body shop. His buddies redecorated him so that he showed up for his wedding with purple plums.

[rose_metal_nz]

That's why I hate all of those 'I have X, I can get rooms three days before big fancy holiday' commercials. You can't get those rooms/flights/pogo tours if they're all booked out, no matter what fancy club card you have.

I wanna go on a pogo tour now!