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  • The Excuse Game

    In this game, the current poster will tell the next poster that s/he can/can't do something. The next poster will give an excuse as to why s/he can/can't do as told.

    Here is an example.

    Current poster: You're not allowed to smoke in the store.

    Next poster: My grandma said I could.

    Now the game shall begin.

    I need you to go to the store and buy the tomatoes that I need for my homemade sauce.
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  • #2
    Quoth purplecat41877 View Post
    I need you to go to the store and buy the tomatoes that I need for my homemade sauce.
    Sorry, I've got 2 feet of snow surrounding the van.

    I need you to herd the feral cats out of my basement.
    Meeeeoooow.....
    Still missing you, Plaid

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    • #3
      Sorry, I'm allergic to cats.

      I need you to go dig a path thru the snow.
      People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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      • #4
        Sorry my gloves aren't snow rated.

        I need you to plant that tree.
        ludo ergo sum

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        • #5
          Sorry, I have dendrophobia (fear of trees).

          Please hand me that box over there.
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            Sorry, my hernia is acting up.

            Please go to the store and get me some Ducolax.
            You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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            • #7
              Sorry, I'm broke.

              I'm hungry. Make me dinner, please.
              What if Humans are just Dire Halflings?

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              • #8
                I can't...its bedtime and the cat ate it anyway.

                I need you to give me a massage.
                It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                • #9
                  I do apologize but I can't do much of anything right now, what with two broken arms and all.

                  Be a dear please and hand me the remote control.
                  "The problem isn't usually that there are stupid people in the world as much as it is that the stupid people like to call or come in and point out how stupid they are to the working public" -Justa

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                  • #10
                    So sorry, but I have no arms, and aren't very good at picking stuff up with my bare feet yet.

                    Here's ten bucks. Please buy me some more chocolate-covered cherries.
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • #11
                      sorry can't....dun like cherries....

                      be a dear and get me some egg nog.
                      It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                      • #12
                        Sorry it's duck season.

                        Please fetch me a stick.
                        ludo ergo sum

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                        • #13
                          Sorry, but all those sticks are Juuuusssssssstttttt out of my reach

                          But i'd much appreciate for you to pick up the phone that's been ringing.

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                          • #14
                            Sorry but none of my pickup lines worked.

                            Could you make me a rum and Coke?
                            ludo ergo sum

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                            • #15
                              Can't do it. The rum's all gone.

                              Get me my gun.

                              "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                              Still A Customer."

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