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A guy (59ish) came in after hours and it was clear he had been drinking, I could smell the alcohol like he'd bathed in it. He had trouble getting his keycard in the reader. When finally he gets in:
WG (wasted guy): *to me* Hey bay bee, n'th'k eee clerk?
Me: What????????
WG: *repeats with a BIG stupid grin*
Me: Are you saying you're a clerk here?
WG: *nods*
I figured he was just trying to be funny and gave him a withering stare. He wandered off to the lobby, where a group of 5 women were talking obnoxiously loud. They quieted as he approached.
WG: Hey babies, c'n I shit he'?
Ladies: What???????????
I see WG sit down with them and give them all a big grin. They cleared out of there. Whether the stain was already there on the seat he sat I don't know.
In the morning, a big family of kids, a mom and dad comes out. Now it looks like mom and dad got a room together, kids got a room together, more kids got another room together, more kids got Another room together, etc. All in all they took up 5 rooms. Big ass family!
Now they were all very polite (with me at least) while checking out. But I happened to see the youngest, who looked about 12, with a black sweatshirt with a
face and something written below. I coudn't read it all except the first word: "BOOBIES". In the biggest white letters I've ever seen. Like, font size 2000. Twelve years old. In front of his family. Keep it classy people.
WG (wasted guy): *to me* Hey bay bee, n'th'k eee clerk?
Me: What????????
WG: *repeats with a BIG stupid grin*
Me: Are you saying you're a clerk here?
WG: *nods*
I figured he was just trying to be funny and gave him a withering stare. He wandered off to the lobby, where a group of 5 women were talking obnoxiously loud. They quieted as he approached.
WG: Hey babies, c'n I shit he'?
Ladies: What???????????
I see WG sit down with them and give them all a big grin. They cleared out of there. Whether the stain was already there on the seat he sat I don't know.
In the morning, a big family of kids, a mom and dad comes out. Now it looks like mom and dad got a room together, kids got a room together, more kids got another room together, more kids got Another room together, etc. All in all they took up 5 rooms. Big ass family!
Now they were all very polite (with me at least) while checking out. But I happened to see the youngest, who looked about 12, with a black sweatshirt with a
face and something written below. I coudn't read it all except the first word: "BOOBIES". In the biggest white letters I've ever seen. Like, font size 2000. Twelve years old. In front of his family. Keep it classy people.
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