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FOR ALLAH!
(I'm still laughing)"Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who
Kuya's Kitchen -- Cooking, Cooking Gadgets, and Food Related Blather from a Transplanted Foodie
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Ah yes....that'd be a new one. I think I may have to steal your entire "stop saying BUT!" spiel, though...
Either that or when I think I'm about to have a heart attack from too much exposure to human stupidity, I will just growl "BEARS!" and walk away.You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI’d try to communicate this to you on a level you were more familiar with, but unfortunately I don't have enough construction paper and macaroni on hand.
Sticky tape?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Quoth Foxglove8778 View Posthave you considered writing a book & having it published?
Someone needs to collect up all the Gravekeeperisms over the years. All of his posts, and keep them somewhere safe. Archive them until we've got about a book and a half's worth.
Then we all chip in to get the book published. set up a donation on the site, with the money going to some charity benefitting downtrodden call center workers or something. Have GK weed out theposts from the book pile he doesn't like, run the whole thing through an editor, and publish it under 'Customers Suck Presents: The Collected Gravekeeper'.
Seriously, it would be AWESOME.
And then, being published, Gravekeeper can create his own religion based on cats, and get some Hollywood types to join, so that after he dies his frozen sperm can be used to breed the church's next leader.Check out my webcomic!
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Quoth Sylvia727 View PostI'm going to go with secret option (E): he married a genius with an eidetic memory. This poor woman led a very sheltered life previously, but on the bright side she now knows not to trust the profiles on dating websites.Fixing problems... one broken customer at a time.
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I say this every time I read your posts (well, as soon as I can breathe again after laughing):
You, sir, are my hero.
Bears.Curiously Lydean - curious interests of a curious person.
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Quoth blas87 View PostOh GK, I must ask a favor of thee....may I steal your "Stop saying "But"?"
I really do need it....for use at work.
Quoth Rapscallion View PostDamn - I have strange mental imagery when I've had poor sleep from sinuses.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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