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  • This Might be a Bit Unusual...(slight NSFW)

    ...in any other town. But somehow, in Key Weird, this doesn't seem all that shocking or surprising.

    Many of you may know that a good friend of mine is a former adult film actress, aka porn star. I've known her for over 20 years, before, during, and after her time on the blue screen. No biggie.

    But within the last few weeks, a good friend of mine informed me that one of our regular bartenders (who we love dearly as a person and a bartender) also spent some time in front of the camera. Being the Doubting Jester that I am, I had to check this out, so I looked up the stage name my friend said our bartender used to perform under.

    And wouldn't you know it, it was certainly her. The body is slightly different (as a person's body might be different at ages 22 and 30), but the face is unmistakable as our bartendress.

    Did I watch some vidoes? Yes. Yes, I did. Am I ashamed by this? Not at all. This girl is a sweetheart, but I am not good friends with her. But even if I were, I'll be honest here (and this might piss some people off): I would still have watched the videos. Somehow, when you know the person, it makes the vidoes that much hotter. At least, that's my opinion. (And amusingly, this was not the case in the first clip I saw of her, as her acting in that one was beyond wooden, even for a porn video. It was freakin' robotic, to the point of being unwatchable.)

    I don't regret watching those vids at all. My only regret is that 22 year old Bartendress was not in the same great shape as 30 year old Bartendress, as the younger version had far more baby fat and far less muscle tone. She's hot at either age, but honestly, I would have loved to have seen the current version performing. It would have been that much hotter. (To quote Wayne, she's totally babealicious.)

    Anyone else run into one of these "Centerfold" (from the J. Geils song of the same name) type situations?

    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
    Still A Customer."


  • #2
    Somewhat. A girl who used to work with me at the restaurant I work at moved out to Cali to become a porn star about 2 years ago. We knew she had moved, but no one knew what she was actually doing until one of my current coworkers stumbled upon a video of hers. I haven't looked her up though. Can't remember her stage name either.

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    • #3
      Only met a few porn stars at Sexpo but I did find out my baby bro did a spread for penthouse. Found that one out because I had a subscription and shrieked and flung the magazine across the room. He wasn't alone either it was a professional shoot. Not something I want to see because I still see him as 12 years old and he's my baby brother yikes .

      I'm saving that mag for a surprise gift for whenever he retires or has a bachelor party

      Otherwise meh, whatever makes you happy. Just warn me if I'm closely related to you so I don't stumble across it because that is not the state in which I want to see you in. Otherwise, fair game.

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      • #4
        Quoth Zaiida View Post
        ... did a spread for penthouse...
        I see what you did...
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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        • #5
          A gal at work got a Guys Gone Wild video (yes there is one), and she was watching it with a bunch of her gal friends. As she was watching it one guy from her high school class appeared in the video. I don't know if she told him about his "asset" at their 10-year reunion a few years back.
          "Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.

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          • #6
            Quoth dalesys View Post
            I see what you did...
            I saw what he did there too *flail* The images are burned into my brain dammit. Damn surprise peepee teepee.

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            • #7
              i know someone who claimed he tried out for a porn. He claimed was turned down for being too thin - although his meaning and my interpretation of his comment were probably two different things. (I'm sure he meant his overall body... but I'm thinking they found something else a little on the thin side)

              although beyond that i've never met porn stars. i've met people in the adult industry but I don't equate stripping or burlesque as "porn". That's the "art of tease" and just suggestive of sex, while porn is the actual act (a bit beyond "suggestion" at that point).

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              • #8
                Quoth Zaiida View Post
                Damn surprise peepee teepee.
                You mean, unlike Bill Dana, the staple was insufficent "modesty"?
                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                • #9
                  Not for porn videos, but back when running the register at Random Craft Store was my main job I had this one girl buy a lot of sequins and glue-on rhinestones. Often in large quanties and often with one dollar bills, lots and LOTS of one dollar bills. Her excuse was that her "boyfriend" gave it to her, which myself and the ASM at the time called "bullshit" on -- she had the type of money, body, and looks as one of the girl's at a local dance bar.

                  Which turned out to be very much true, as one of the former cashiers said this girl WAS one of the dancers and she KNEW that girl personally. From what the former cashier said, this girl easily -- EASILY -- made $700 on a slow night.
                  Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.

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                  • #10
                    I had a friend in college that I have heard went into adult films, but I haven't seen her, nor have I really looked. She was never really my type.

                    Now, I do have a friend that was an exotic dancer for years. I never really thought anything about it, to be honest. Yes, I've seen her show. No big deal... Until she and her boyfriend were at my parent's house for my wedding rehearsal dinner/party. I noticed my dad looking at her rather oddly. Took me a minute to figure out why. Time to be evil.

                    I walked up to my dad, looked over at my friend, and quietly asked, "So, you've seen her show, too?" After sputtering for a bit, dad asked me if I knew her from outside her job.

                    "Sure. I've know her for several years, and <fiancee> has know her since grade school." I smiled. "Besides, she's our minister's girlfriend."

                    Yeah, he was broken for a while.
                    "If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM

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