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    Not a sucky customer but just baffling...as if this was her first time shopping on the planet and she thought no-one else was familiar with the procedure

    M-Me
    A-Homer's brain in human form

    Ao you have a fitting room?
    M:Yes we do it's over there
    A:OK I'm taking in two pairs of trousers
    M:No problem
    A:I shall try them on and if they are the right size I shall purchase them.
    M:OK,that's how it normally works
    A:They have a label on them with a price of £2 so if I choose to buy them I shall give you £2 and I shall be able to leave with them.
    M:
    A:I haven't brought my purse with me
    M:Well we can put them behind the counter for you if you need us to....
    A:But I do have my debit card which I believe can be used to pay for them.
    M:Yes we do take cards.
    A:So then you give me the receipt and my card and as I have paid for them I shall be able to take them with me
    M:You can indeed (we'll overlook the fact that they appear to be for age 9-10 boys)
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    That does sound like something out of a Robin Williams/Mork sketch.
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    • #3
      But I wanted a peanut.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

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      • #4
        Quoth csquared View Post
        That does sound like something out of a Robin Williams/Mork sketch.
        Though not quite at Strange Planet levels.

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        • #5
          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
          But I wanted a peanut.
          [brain] Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!

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