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  • #31
    This really has nothing to do with "racy movies" but it does have to do with the fact that older people can be very surprising. A former girlfriend was into the nudist thing and she dragged me to nudist campgrounds in the area. The thing that amazed me most about those places was the demographics... there was a definite skew towards the older population. It gave me a whole new respect for seniors. You wouldn't believe how many elders retire from work, buy an RV and spend their lives travelling from camp to camp with the weather.

    When I hear parents talk about their children doing this and that, I think, "If only you knew what your parents are up to."
    I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. -- Raymond Chandler

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    • #32
      What's funny to me is that the entire time I was reading this whole thread, I was picturing this typical gray-hair-in-a-bun tiny little old lay grandman, etc., etc., and then I realized something. PJ gave her birth year as 1935. Same as my mother, who is anything but the above stereotype. Whoops! (Mom is little, and old, but is NOT a "little old lady" if you follow me.)

      My guess is that this particular lady was one of my favorite types of customers....old ladies who drink beer and smoke like chimneys...gotta love them!

      To quote Jan & Dean...."GO GRANNY, GO GRANNY, GO GRANNY, GO!"


      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
      Still A Customer."

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      • #33
        TNT,

        Having been to many (and worked at one) clothing optional establishment, I can tell you that that is so true. My guess is that people get older and realize that, wtf, why not?

        Myself, I was a nudist by the time I was old enough to (legally) drink, and apparently so are my sisters (though I don't know or WANT TO KNOW details)...but my parents? Um, no. Not. My stepfather probably wouldn't bat an eye, actually (nor would my father have), but my mother, just not her cup of mocha.

        "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
        Still A Customer."

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        • #34
          Quoth Jester
          TNT,

          Having been to many (and worked at one) clothing optional establishment, I can tell you that that is so true. My guess is that people get older and realize that, wtf, why not?
          I think that's true. A lot of people are put off by it, but I always found it charming. I think a person can't really say they've lived until they've played bingo where a 70 year old nudist woman is passing out the bingo cards. My feeling was always, "I don't want to get old before I have to, but there's still plenty of life there and that's very cool."
          I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. -- Raymond Chandler

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          • #35
            Okay, I have to go a bit off topic and relate this story from the other day. After a hard day working at the outside bar I work at (I work at more than one), I was sweaty and sticky and gross, and so me and my female friend went to the clothing optional pool in town. (Don't ask...this is a VERY DIFFERENT town!). We jump in sans clothes, are floating on floatie rafts, with drinks in hand. Yes, there is a bar there too. Don't ask. So there I am, relaxing, letting the grime of the day wash off of me, enjoying a rum drink. An older lady gets in the pool in her underwear...she won't get in nude because her mother is with her (at that point at the bar). Her mother walks up, and the following conversation ensues.

            Underwear Lady: "Um, hi mom. Just gotta warn you....this guy is naked."
            Her Mom: "Okay, now I am running, not walking!" [hearty laugh]
            UL: [semi-embarrassed] "This is Jester."
            ME: "Hello."
            Mom: [warmly] "Hi there, Jester!"

            More proof that the older you are, the less you care what people think.

            "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
            Still A Customer."

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            • #36
              o0!

              That lady is awsome! 72 and still kicking! She is my idol!! Not only did she relise she had a brain-fart, but she also apologized for "wasting your time"!!
              She deverses a gold star!
              V-Con 2009 and Anime Evolution 2010

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              • #37
                Isn't it great to know that sex doesn't stop when you get older?
                People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                My DeviantArt.

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                • #38
                  Quoth Spiffy McMoron View Post
                  Ew ew ew ew ewewewewew!
                  *looks around a bit, confused why everyone's so grossed out by the idea*
                  Now, personally, I'd be worried if she had also indicated her preference while ordering the movie.
                  Maybe I'm just too deeply ingrained to the whole, "Don't give a sh*t what others do with their lives, so long as it doesn't harm me."
                  Very little disturbs me, though, so...
                  "I call murder on that!"

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                  • #39
                    Good for granny. I'm imagining the old lady from that episode of Family Guy where Peter becomes a woman, and he mentions he taped over their wedding with softcore porn, and Lois says she sent to her great Aunt, then it shows an old lady pointing at the screen saying "This wedding is hot!"

                    Her.

                    Wow, I can't believe I put that much effort into explaining a FG reference. I'm ashamed.
                    Your dignity shredded in five minutes or less, or your abuse is free.

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                    • #40
                      You know I say if a woman her age wants to watch a porn, good for her. She has every damned right to.

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                      • #41
                        Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                        i can't imagine my grandparents doing this, but if that's what turns their screws, then enjoy it!
                        The screws in the fake hips?

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                        • #42
                          Ah c'mon guys! She was having sex before you lot were even BORN.

                          I think she knows what she's doing by now. Good for her, I say.
                          Will you $*&£ing mind the $*&£ing doors!

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                          • #43
                            I've gotta jump on the "Good for her" bandwagon. . .

                            Honestly, when I'm her age, I hope I still would be "in the mood" (of course my husband is 11 years old than me . . . so I doubt he would feel the same way . . .)
                            This area is left blank for a reason.

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                            • #44
                              I'm on the "good for her" brandwagon too.

                              getting older is bad enough withoout adding "Boring sex life" to the list of stuff to worry about!

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                              • #45
                                Count me as being on the "good for bandwagon" as well. When I saw "elderly" in the title, I have to say, I was thinking, like 90. My da was born in 1935 and is anything but elderly!
                                It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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