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Old 05-06-2012, 06:55 PM
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NAMED EDWARD

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Old 05-08-2012, 12:48 AM
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So wrong....

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Old 05-10-2012, 12:29 AM
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Frickin' hilarious though!!!
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I can't even begin to think how on earth they would make love....the bodies.....I...uh....what...gahhH!!
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I can't even begin to think how on earth they would make love....the bodies.....I...uh....what...gahhH!!
Well, a vampire can change into a bat, which is about the same size as Tink.
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I can't even begin to think how on earth they would make love....the bodies.....I...uh....what...gahhH!!
He sprinkles his pollen vampire dust on her.
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Old 05-13-2012, 04:57 AM
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Or it might have been intended as a "hook" for product placement (dishwasher detergent) in the event that the books were made into movies, but the negotiations fell through - "Sunlight adds sparkle".

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Well, a vampire can change into a bat, which is about the same size as Tink.
So Tink's a zoophile?
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