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(Lupo, it is with great respect that i blatantly rip off your thread format)
So, i ran to the local grocery for a quick shoppies. I think some of Lupo's SCs followed me.
Move!
So I parked the car, grabbed a cart, and attempted to enter the store. My way, however, was blocked by a woman who felt that the perfect place to have a phone conversation was right in the entrance door such that noone could get in!
PW - Phone Wench
Me - That would be me!!!
PW: "blablablabla" (on phone, blocking door)
Me: Excuse me
PW: ::dirty look:: ::goes back to phone convo:: ::still blocking door::
Me: Excuse me!
PW: ::dirty look again::
Me (remaining calm, and speaking as one would to an unruly 5 year old): Ma'am, you need to move. Other people need to do their shopping too. Now... move over so other people can get in to the store.
PW: ::dirty look:: ::huffs:: ::moves::
Me (remaining calm, and speaking as one would to an unruly 5 year old): See, that wasn't too hard, was it?
The Walking Unconscious
Yes, you... If you are going to walk that slowly, weaving about so no one can get past you, and you continue to do so even after i very politely say "'scuse me" i will nudge you with my cart. And i will do so because i KNOW you heard me, as you glanced back when i said it, then continued to ignore me.
Cutting the queue? I think not
So, i'm on line to pay for above mentioned foodstuffs, waiting patiently for the person in front of me to be rung out, when the following exchange takes place.
Me - HI AGAIN!!!!
ID - Impatient Dude
Me: **waiting in line**
ID: Pardon, may i get infront of you? (note: He had two carts, both overflowing with stuff
Me: I'm sorry? (he didn't really just ask me that, did he?)
ID: I was wondering if i could cut in. I'm in a bit of a hurry.
Me: Sorry, I don''t think so. (perhaps, if he just had one or two items, i'd have let him)
ID: Now getting very indignant Well... Why NOT!?
Me: ** blinks **
ID: I'm in a hurry... you need to let me cut in.
Me: No, i don't. Back of the line. **moves cart up, so he cannot possibly cut in**
ID: I said i was in a hurry! **tries to shove my cart back**
Me: **wedges foot under rear wheel of cart, so it can't move** Sir... I will tell you only once, FUCK OFF!
ID: You little shit!!! I told you i am in a hurry
[at this point, the person infront of me, was done, so i shoved him aside with my cart and started unloading]
Me:
ID:
Me: ** pays for stuff, and leaves **
Awesome Cashier: ** closes lane and goes on break, leaving ID to stew in his own doucheyosity **
So, i ran to the local grocery for a quick shoppies. I think some of Lupo's SCs followed me.
Move!
So I parked the car, grabbed a cart, and attempted to enter the store. My way, however, was blocked by a woman who felt that the perfect place to have a phone conversation was right in the entrance door such that noone could get in!
PW - Phone Wench
Me - That would be me!!!
PW: "blablablabla" (on phone, blocking door)
Me: Excuse me
PW: ::dirty look:: ::goes back to phone convo:: ::still blocking door::
Me: Excuse me!
PW: ::dirty look again::
Me (remaining calm, and speaking as one would to an unruly 5 year old): Ma'am, you need to move. Other people need to do their shopping too. Now... move over so other people can get in to the store.
PW: ::dirty look:: ::huffs:: ::moves::
Me (remaining calm, and speaking as one would to an unruly 5 year old): See, that wasn't too hard, was it?
The Walking Unconscious
Yes, you... If you are going to walk that slowly, weaving about so no one can get past you, and you continue to do so even after i very politely say "'scuse me" i will nudge you with my cart. And i will do so because i KNOW you heard me, as you glanced back when i said it, then continued to ignore me.
Cutting the queue? I think not
So, i'm on line to pay for above mentioned foodstuffs, waiting patiently for the person in front of me to be rung out, when the following exchange takes place.
Me -
HI AGAIN!!!!ID - Impatient Dude
Me: **waiting in line**
ID: Pardon, may i get infront of you? (note: He had two carts, both overflowing with stuff
Me: I'm sorry? (he didn't really just ask me that, did he?)
ID: I was wondering if i could cut in. I'm in a bit of a hurry.
Me: Sorry, I don''t think so. (perhaps, if he just had one or two items, i'd have let him)
ID: Now getting very indignant Well... Why NOT!?
Me: ** blinks **
ID: I'm in a hurry... you need to let me cut in.
Me: No, i don't. Back of the line. **moves cart up, so he cannot possibly cut in**
ID: I said i was in a hurry! **tries to shove my cart back**
Me: **wedges foot under rear wheel of cart, so it can't move** Sir... I will tell you only once, FUCK OFF!
ID: You little shit!!! I told you i am in a hurry
[at this point, the person infront of me, was done, so i shoved him aside with my cart and started unloading]
Me:
ID:
Me: ** pays for stuff, and leaves **
Awesome Cashier: ** closes lane and goes on break, leaving ID to stew in his own doucheyosity **
Love it. 
( was waiting for the customer ahead oh me to be rung out first) She did apologize, so it may have just been a brain-fart on her part.
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