A Perfectly *Innocent* encounter... (or, Lupo's BUS RIDE shenanigans!)

[PepperElf]

wait? she expected the driver to punish you for talking about her on your phone?
... when she herself had tried reading the messages in the first place?

what a tool. wait i take that back. tools are useful

[Taboo]

Bahaha. Lupo, mind if I use this next time someone's peering at my phone? I get that *so* many mornings on the bus and they always give you the dirtiest look when you tilt the screen away from them, like how dare you prevent me from being able to be nosy, you bitch.

[lupo pazzesco]

Feel free, Taboo.

You require one Kia to make it work. And she may be easy, but she's not cheap! she's one of a kind!!

>.>

.....

*flees*

[Taboo]

You require one Kia to make it work. And she may be easy, but she's not cheap! she's one of a kind!!

*gathers bribes*

Hey Kiaaaa....

[Plaidman]

Wha! No! Kia texts me first! Or no-one at all!

I'll eat the chocolate bunny! I swear it!

Eh... nevermind. I'd rather eat the bunny, and you two would be better off anyway.

Now I get chocolate. Mmm chocolate.

[KiaKat]

Feel free, Taboo.

You require one Kia to make it work. And she may be easy, but she's not cheap! she's one of a kind!!

>.>

.....

*flees*

*gathers bribes*

Hey Kiaaaa....

Wha! No! Kia texts me first! Or no-one at all!

I'll eat the chocolate bunny! I swear it!

Eh... nevermind. I'd rather eat the bunny, and you two would be better off anyway.

Now I get chocolate. Mmm chocolate.

...

Why do I think I smell either profit or doom?

[lupo pazzesco]

either way, it's FUN!

Right??


...right...?

[KiaKat]

Well duh. Of course it's fun.

I get to be a bitch, remotely!

All the fun, none of the danger!

[lupo pazzesco]

holy crap, that's right!!

I'M the one in danger!!

*whimpers*

I demand hazard pay for providing your entertainment!!!!

[KiaKat]

I'm sending you cookies, what else do you want?!

[lupo pazzesco]

....uh...

one can never have too much tea.

or WINE!!

*flees*

[Taboo]

....uh...

one can never have too much tea.

or WINE!!

*flees*

I was actually thinking of bringing out the sacrificial goats - but perhaps a goat made out of chocolate. Mmmmmm. Yes.

[KiaKat]

Unfortunately with the wine, I run up against the odd bootlegging laws in Texas. Can't ship directly to anyone.

[Mr Hero]

Lupo that was freaking awesome! She gets a nice pwnage for invading your privacy. I love a Lupo thread, but not because of the SC's. Lupo, you kick all kinds of ass!

[lupo pazzesco]

d'aw



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