The Excuse Game

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sorry. *hic* We're, um, all outta glasses.

Will someone come and fan me while I sleep?

[JustaCashier]

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[BookstoreEscapee]

Can't. I broke a nail.

Someone turn down the heat outside, please?

[hinakiba777]

Sadly I am not God.

Could you make sure my coworkers sign out of the computer so there aren't any hiccups in my work?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Someone turn down the heat outside, please?

Hey! Somebody did it! It went from 90s to 70 in about 20 minutes yesterday after a good rain!

Could you make sure my coworkers sign out of the computer so there aren't any hiccups in my work?

Sorry but I don't know how to sign out.

Can someone go to the gym and do my workout for me?

[Cazzi]

Sorry, I was hoping you'd go & do mine!

Can you go find my motivation & send it home please? Its been AWOL for weeks.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Can't. Mine ran off and eloped with yours. Last I heard they were expecting . . .something.

Would anyone like to volunteer to go to work in my place tomorrow so I can stay home and catch up on my fanfic writing?

[Nurian]

Sorry, but SCII is coming out tonight and I'll be busy.

Can you bring me a box of Hot Pockets and 2 2 liters of Diet Coke?

[Cazzi]

Sorry, already spent my grocery money this week.

Can you come and stop my boy from pacing the floor waiting for Starcraft II to be delivered?

[Nurian]

Sorry, I'm playing SCII right now :P

Can you get my cat to stop running around the room?

[ZedOmega]

I'm out of catnip. Otherwise, I would.

Can someone tell me why I didn't refresh the page before posting?

[Cazzi]

I wish I could but my brain left home coz I made it read about to many stupid SCs

Can someone please go find my brain & ask it to come back to me? Pretty please???

[JustaCashier]

Sorry! *....pant....pant...* Can't catch *....wheeze....* it! Too far *....pant....pant....* ahead, running too *....wheeze....* fast! Can hear it ....*pant....pant....* it screaming "too damn many S.C's!" *....wheeze....*


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*....wheeeze......* Albuterol *.....wheeze....* Please! *....wheeze....*

[BookstoreEscapee]

*....wheeeze......* Albuterol *.....wheeze....* Please! *....wheeze....*

Actually, I still have my inhaler from when I had borderline pneumonia. You're welcome to it...but, uh, you'll have to come get it.

While you're here, will you vacuum my apartment for me?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Sorry. I have a fear of vacuum cleaners. They suck.

How about helping me to decide which story I want to finish up this coming week?