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Sorry But I'm handcuffed to the couch
Could you find me the key?
Could you find me the key?
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Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
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Sorry . . . one of the dogs accidentally ate it. It might come back after while in the dog lot . . .
How about going to work for me tomorrow and run my backstock and listen to Snoopy whine for an hour and a half about how nobody likes him and we're not doing enough to tell everybody about the new lower prices . . . .Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Sorry, I'd rather keep my sanity.
Could you help me corral a group of cats?Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of AthenryComment
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Sorry. I think I have rabies. Wouldn't be a good idea.
Give me a motivational speech, please.
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(wow, I forgot all about this game..!)I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Ooh...I'd love to, but last time I tried to do that there were six attempted suicides.
Hey, could you help me fix this iPod?We are actors! We are the opposite of people! -Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
All we can do is hate. And they ALL deserve it.Comment
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Sorry I only know how to fix the ones that were sold in 2007.
Will you help me pack?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Sure! I'll do it the easy way by just teleporting it. However, it's going to take a few centries to learn the spell. Just hang tight ok?
Help me beat this game of tic tac toe!Military Spouse Support.
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Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon MinionComment
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Ummm sorry, don't know how to play!
Can you unburn my dinner for me please?Arp happens!
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.Comment
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I'd love to, but I broke my aluminum-and-cardboard time machine.
Or do what my mother did, and scrape the burnt toast until you see white again.
Can someone feed my husband? It's such a hassle...Sucky Customers- Have the ability to convert non-drinkers into raging alcoholics in one phone call or less.Comment
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I tried, but he just keeps crying and the airplane game just isn't working.
Sort out all these papers for me, will you?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I'd like to but I lost all my organization objects.
Could you watch my brother's ferret so he can come on vacation too?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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No, I'm too busy sorting out papers.
Can you do my grocery shopping tomorrow?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Sorry, I don't have a car.
Can you get me a new stylus for my DS?Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of AthenryComment
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Sure! Let me just make a reminder in my DS....wait....wheres my stylus? I can't use my finger!
Can you make the baby shower desserts for me?Sucky Customers- Have the ability to convert non-drinkers into raging alcoholics in one phone call or less.Comment
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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