Does anyone else besides me kinda get peeved when a customer says "You" or "Your" to summarize the entire stock, status, and welfare of your entire store, inventory, and corporation and its values and morals?
"I was looking in your flier and..." (Huh? I thought I left that at home.)
"Where do you keep your nails?" (On my fingertips of course. Where do you keep yours that you keep running out!? 0_. )
"You appear to be out of stock on this item. You should order more." ( I don't put any stock into that item. I can't rely on it. I'm not much of a wall street trader anyway.)
"I just crashed my car into your dumpster." (I didn't think you knew where I lived. This must be remedied... *Terminator Transform*)
"Your pigeons just took a wicked floogie on my windshield in your parking lot!" (Ah, good. I trained them well. >:-] )
"Eating your french fries in your dumpster gave me your ebola virus!" (Ah, good. I trained them well. >:-] )
Yet, why can't I tell them that "I just made two million dollars off of this latest hurricane" ... ? Why can't I tell them "I don't work in this aisle."
Just a pet peeve.
"I was looking in your flier and..." (Huh? I thought I left that at home.)
"Where do you keep your nails?" (On my fingertips of course. Where do you keep yours that you keep running out!? 0_. )
"You appear to be out of stock on this item. You should order more." ( I don't put any stock into that item. I can't rely on it. I'm not much of a wall street trader anyway.)
"I just crashed my car into your dumpster." (I didn't think you knew where I lived. This must be remedied... *Terminator Transform*)
"Your pigeons just took a wicked floogie on my windshield in your parking lot!" (Ah, good. I trained them well. >:-] )
"Eating your french fries in your dumpster gave me your ebola virus!" (Ah, good. I trained them well. >:-] )
Yet, why can't I tell them that "I just made two million dollars off of this latest hurricane" ... ? Why can't I tell them "I don't work in this aisle."
Just a pet peeve.
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