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  • I guess you had to be there

    CW: guy who was filling and backstocking freight with me all day today.
    Me: You figure it out

    BG: We carry Mr. Beer home beer-brewing kits. They come six in a case. The shipping case therefore is quite large. We had emptied the case and left it sitting empty on a pallet.

    CW: (voice muffled because he's climbed into the Mr. Beer case and hidden inside) Irv. come find me!
    Me: (looks around aimlessly for a bit, notices Mr. Beer case on pallet closed up, walks up, KICKS CASE AS HARD AS HE CAN )
    CW: (jumping up out of the case) Ow!
    Me: I found you.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    I give you: The Gift by The Velvet Underground.
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    • #3
      Irv, you are evil.

      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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      • #4
        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
        Me: (looks around aimlessly for a bit, notices Mr. Beer case on pallet closed up, walks up, KICKS CASE AS HARD AS HE CAN )
        CW: (jumping up out of the case) Ow!
        Me: I found you.
        Quoth Becks View Post
        Irv, you are evil.

        no evil would be sticking swords into the side of the box or at the very least a machette or two.

        OR

        quickly strapping packing tape across the top of the box thus trapping CW inside. then cutting small air holes into said box. then sticking a big return to DC label on said box
        I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
        -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


        "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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        • #5
          Quoth Racket_Man View Post
          quickly strapping packing tape across the top of the box thus trapping CW inside. then cutting small air holes into said box. then sticking a big return to DC label on said box
          I needed him to help me backstock when he was done playing with the box.
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            for some strange reason i get the vision of this: (here's hoping the link works)
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKvNqe8cKU4

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