Recently Uncovered Facts About Gandhi

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It has been recently discovered that the great spiritual leader of India, Gandhi, suffered from several heretofore unrevealed illnesses. For one thing, given his predilection for fasting, his body was very frail and subject to injury. Also, his feet were extremely calloused from walking so often without shoes.

In addition, due to his odd diet, he had very bad breath (halitosis), which annoyed him no end.

Now we know that Gandhi was, as many suspected, a Super-Calloused-Fragile-Mystic-Vexed-with-Halitosis.


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