Oh, the HUMANITY! (long. WHAT A SURPRISE.)

[Jay 2K Winger]

You reminded me, I FORGOT TO POST ABOUT THIS ONE DUDE. Ahhhh, I'll post about him later. I've got new material. Already. In one day. bleh.

...was that a cliffhanger?

Seraph.

Dear.

You should know better by now.

We do strange things when people post cliffhangers.

[Alpha Strike]

I knew it would be a good day when I saw you post...

I always enjoy a Seraph post. It's never just run-of-the-mill stupid customers - it's usually some monumental, mind-numbing cluster-fuck. And it reminds me that my own job could be much much worse.

[Sapphire Silk]

I always enjoy a Seraph post. It's never just run-of-the-mill stupid customers - it's usually some monumental, mind-numbing cluster-fuck. And it reminds me that my own job could be much much worse.

Can I have an amen?

[Jay 2K Winger]

Can I have an amen?

AMEN HALLELUJAH

[Crossbow]

Conflicting feelings whenever I see Seraph has a new post.
Initial reaction: YAY! New Seraph stories!
Immediately after the joy: Oh, crap. New Seraph stories to make my brain bluescreen.

<links image of a rather...complicated drawing with a pony that looks like the equivalent of a Supreme Pizza. Everything that could be thrown on there, is.>

So somebody took the online Pony Creator and checked off every possible option? Again? Really?

SC: The ****. ****ing ripoff, I could get someone to do it for $15.

Yeah, no. I don't know anyone that would even do a basic repaint for $15. Nice try.

SC: i was thinking more along the lines of $50.

$50, huh? Time for a page from the Blogess...
For $50, send them a pic of Crossbow eating Doritos while flipping them off.
For an additional $50, I'll even autograph it for them.

(Sorry, an actual celebrity pic would be more $$. Wil Wheaton's pic is worth at least $75.)

It Ain't All Bad, Though.

Cool! An awesome client! Nice to see that the DO exist!



(PM me for details about getting the Dorito eating pic. )

[PandaHat]

Wil Wheaton's pic is worth at least $75.)

ANd his ping pong balls are worth over a grand: http://www.ebay.com/itm/A-crappy-den.../190724712013?

[RayvenQ]

Gotta admit though, some guy tried to rip us off BIG TIME last month when our heater stopped working. Tried to charge us 10x what the guy we went with, charged.

I remember that guy, definate scam/cowboy given that he added on xtra time to make more money from you.

[pzychobitch]

SC: Actually, it's an OC. <links image of a rather...complicated drawing with a pony that looks like the equivalent of a Supreme Pizza. Everything that could be thrown on there, is.>

Stuff like that is why I'm glad my favorite pony is Applejack :3

[bunnyboy]

Stuff like that is why I'm glad my favorite pony is Applejack :3

And the reason I'm boring with mine.