A guy walks into a bar and orders some 40 year old scotch. The bartender has some, but he doesn't want to waste it. Figuring he won't know the difference, he reaches under the bar, grabs a bottle of 10 year old scotch, and pours him a shot.
The guy drinks it and says, "This is only 10 year old scotch. I asked for 40 year old scotch."
The bartender figures the guy just got lucky, so a bottle of 20 year old scotch from the far end of the bar and pours him a glass of that.
The guy drinks it and says, "That's only 20 year old scotch."
The bartender, not ready to admit defeat just yet, goes into the store room and grabs a bottle of 30 year old scotch.
The guy drinks it and says, "That's only 30 year old scotch."
Having no choice now but to admit defeat, the bartender goes down into the wine cellar, brings up a bottle of 40 year old scotch, and pours some for the guy.
The guy drinks it, smiles, and says, "Now THAT'S 40 year old scotch!"
Just then, another customer approaches him with some liquid in a shot glass, and says, "Here, try this!"
The guy starts to drink it, then spits it out, and yells, "Ewww! That's piss!"
"That's right!", says the other customer, "But how old am I?"
The guy drinks it and says, "This is only 10 year old scotch. I asked for 40 year old scotch."
The bartender figures the guy just got lucky, so a bottle of 20 year old scotch from the far end of the bar and pours him a glass of that.
The guy drinks it and says, "That's only 20 year old scotch."
The bartender, not ready to admit defeat just yet, goes into the store room and grabs a bottle of 30 year old scotch.
The guy drinks it and says, "That's only 30 year old scotch."
Having no choice now but to admit defeat, the bartender goes down into the wine cellar, brings up a bottle of 40 year old scotch, and pours some for the guy.
The guy drinks it, smiles, and says, "Now THAT'S 40 year old scotch!"
Just then, another customer approaches him with some liquid in a shot glass, and says, "Here, try this!"
The guy starts to drink it, then spits it out, and yells, "Ewww! That's piss!"
"That's right!", says the other customer, "But how old am I?"
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